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You're Going to Hell, and There's Nothing You Can Do About It

Hip 'cussing pastor' revives fire, brimstone

By Wesley Oliver,  Newser Staff

Posted Jan 11, 2009 1:52 PM CST

(Newser) – Jesus needs salvation from the liberal, pansy ethos of mainstream evangelicals, and Mark Driscoll is determined to save him, Molly Worthen writes in the New York Times Magazine. The foul-mouthed Seattle pastor, who preaches in distressed jeans and unflinchingly discusses oral sex in the Bible, is a culture warrior resurrecting the fire-and-brimstone of Calvinism, “a theology that makes Pat Robertson seem warm and fuzzy.”

Churches have transformed Jesus, Driscoll says, into “a Richard Simmons, hippie, queer Christ that would never talk about sin or send anyone to hell.” But Driscoll tells worshipers some of them are going to hell, following Calvinism’s conviction of preordained human life. Conservatives lambaste Driscoll, but one initial skeptical says he went to Driscoll’s church, and soon, “I believed Mark.”

Pastor Mark Driscoll complains that the mainstream church has transformed Jesus into a neutered and limp-wristed popular Sky Fairy of pop culture that would never send anyone to hell.
Pastor Mark Driscoll complains that the mainstream church has transformed Jesus into a "neutered and limp-wristed popular Sky Fairy of pop culture that would never send anyone to hell."   (marshillchurch.org)
Pastor Mark Driscoll complains that the mainstream church has transformed Jesus into a neutered and limp-wristed popular Sky Fairy of pop culture that would never send anyone to hell.
Pastor Mark Driscoll complains that the mainstream church has transformed Jesus into a "neutered and limp-wristed popular Sky Fairy of pop culture that would never send anyone to hell."   (Marshill.org)
Mark Driscoll, who is 38, is on the cutting edge of American pop culture. Yet his message seems radically unfashionable, even un-American, Molly Worthen writes.
"Mark Driscoll, who is 38, is on the cutting edge of American pop culture. Yet his message seems radically unfashionable, even un-American," Molly Worthen writes.   (lucasdasilvamaria)
Mark Driscoll from Mars Hill Church talks about men and manly stuff.
Mark Driscoll from Mars Hill Church talks about men and manly stuff.   (johnmarkharris)
Calvinists believe that human beings are totally corrupted by original sin and predestined for heaven or hell, no matter their earthly conduct.
Calvinists believe that human beings are totally corrupted by original sin and predestined for heaven or hell, no matter their earthly conduct.   (Shutter Stock)
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Watch Mark Driscoll in action.   (DatWaskelweeWabbit)
Mark Driscoll on how to build a spiritual life.   (shoutworship)

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Calvinism has somehow become cool. At Mars Hill, members say their favorite movie isn’t “Amazing Grace” or “The Chronicles of Narnia” — it’s “Fight Club.” - Molly Worthen, the New York Times Magazine

Mark Driscoll is on the cutting edge of American pop culture. Yet his message seems radically unfashionable, even un-American. - Molly Worthen, the New York Times Magazine

New members can keep their taste in music, their retro T-shirts and their intimidating facial hair, but they had better abandon their feminism, premarital sex and any “modern” interpretations of the Bible. - Molly Worthen, the New York Times Magazine

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COMMENTS
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gardner356
Nov 16, 2010 12:28 PM CST
What an awful explanation of Reformed ministers and a fallacious (strawman) explanation of Mark Driscoll's ministry. Do a little more research if you want to sound a bit more intelligent.
Guest
Jan 13, 2010 7:03 PM CST
Well I suppose this Driscoll chap will be good for Calvinism and other Protestant denominations derived from it, but I am afraid that other denominations and people do not believe in predestination...
Guest
Jan 12, 2009 2:21 AM CST
Seeing as the bible was not written by god, who are you to know what he thinks ? Maybe he likes gays. alot. you know what I mean * wink wink *

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