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Obama Junk Is Recession-Proof

By Kevin Spak, Newser Staff

Posted Jan 19, 2009 2:06 PM CST

(Newser) – Say what you want about the economy—“like for example, it blows”—but one business is booming: Crap with Barack Obama on it. From votive candles to toilet paper to “victory plates,” you can find the president-elect’s mug on just about anything these days, writes Sarah Hepola of Salon. She even tried typing “Obama sex toy” into Google. “God bless America: I was not disappointed.”

So yes, there is an Obama dildo, carved in the grinning likeness of the president-elect. “How about that for a stimulus package?” Sure, all these knick-knacks might seem a tad… absurd? Tacky? But they also prove that “the tireless spirit of American entrepreneurialism is churning away.” Besides, Hepola says, “I spent so much of my life disappointed by my country that by god, I’m going to savor this moment. I’m going to buy a goddamn button.”

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This image, taken from Amazon.com, shows a set of hand-painted Barack Obama nesting dolls.

This image, taken from JeremyInNYC.com, shows Barack Obama toilet paper.

A man sells tyre covers carrying the portrait of US President-elect Barack Obama, along Oginga Odinga Street in the Lakeside City of Kisumu, Kenya, Monmday Jan. 19, 2009. (AP Photo./Fred Ooko)

A worker at the Birmingham Mint factory in Birmingham, England, holds a commemorative gold plated coin worth $20 each Monday, Jan. 19, 2009. (AP Photo/Simon Dawson)

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