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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 2009
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Men Are the New Old Maids

Women take practical, less romantic view, author writes

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(Newser) – Forget single women—men are the real hopeless romantics, writes Liz Hoggard in the UK's Evening Standard. "Trust me, men are the new spinsters," she says. "They dream of being married to The One," but that "one" must be a mother, a wife, and a handy helper. Single men of a certain age are so picky, they end up alone every night. And the notion that they have overcharged libidos? Please.

But men "want to be truly loved," one of Hoggard's male friends told her recently. They're turned off by the idea of casual sex. "Men want poetry and the meeting of true minds," Hoggard writes. And though her mom would be appalled, that has Hoggard and her girlfriends longing for the good old days when men "just wanted one thing."

"If I meet one more man who recites the Shakespeare sonnet: 'Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds,' I might just chop off their legs," Hoggard writes.   (Shutterstock)
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Men "dream of being married to The One. But actually they'd rather be lonely in their bedsits," Liz Hoggard writes.   (Shutterstock)
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We were put on red alert about men trying to take us to bed. Any place. Anywhere. Any time. It sounded fantastic. Like one long martini advert. - Liz Hoggard, Evening Standard

So finally I have a resolution for 2009. And it's a cracker. No more suffering over men you haven't even been to bed with. - Liz Hoggard, Evening Standard

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NutsInNY
Jan 30, 09 2:59 PM CST
What garbage... Reminds me of that fluffly "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" book--the fine print in the book points out that, well, sometimes women are from Mars, and men are from Venus... Reply
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drlarrymitchell
Jan 31, 09 1:09 AM CST
Women are from Venus, and Men are after Uranus. Reply
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upshotmatt
Jan 31, 09 1:49 AM CST
what a load of flaming diarreah Reply
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VenomousKate
Jan 31, 09 10:08 AM CST
"Men want poetry and the meeting of true minds". BAHAHAHAHAHA. Men want sex. And hummers... not the kind you drive, either. Reply
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Mad
Jan 31, 09 10:19 AM CST
Men are from Jupiter because they're stupider Reply
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