A man was caught with his pants down at Melbourne Airport on Sunday—literally. When custom officers asked a suspicious-looking character who'd just flown in from Dubai to drop his trousers, they were shocked to find a live pigeon strapped to each leg, the Age reports. Each was wrapped in a padded envelope, and held in place by a pair of tights the man was wearing under his pants.
The passenger, a Melbourne resident, was also carrying a pair of eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage. The pigeons aren’t rare or endangered, but Australia has strict wildlife importation laws, meaning the 23-year-old faces up to 10 years in jail.