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Do Vast Lungs Equal a Monster High?

Phelps' super-size lungs help him absorb THC quickly

By Ambreen Ali,  Newser User

Posted Feb 4, 2009 1:40 PM CST

(Newser) – Michael Phelps' lungs—those that secured him enough Olympic gold to start a mint—are made for a stupendous high, reports Slate. They hold twice the smoke of an average human's, speeding up his THC absorption. But at his size (6-foot-4 and 195 pounds), Phelps needs a lot more weed than smaller users to feel the effects. And if he keeps it up, research shows that lung capacity will shrink—slowing his buzz and his swim times.

Phelps' lungs are twice the size of an average human's.
Phelps' lungs are twice the size of an average human's.   (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)
Since he can hold twice the smoke others can, Phelps' body absorbs THC more quickly.
Since he can hold twice the smoke others can, Phelps' body absorbs THC more quickly.   (AP Photo/Mark Baker, File)
The size of Phelps' body keeps him from getting twice the buzz of average users.
The size of Phelps' body keeps him from getting twice the buzz of average users.   (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill, file)
Can Phelps get a faster high? The size of his lungs suggests so.
Can Phelps get a faster high? The size of his lungs suggests so.   (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)
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COMMENTS
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inky
Feb 4, 2009 2:42 AM CST
My box of Wheaties just devalued by 75%; forget his lung capacity!
Guest
Feb 4, 2009 1:56 AM CST
This is a joke!!! There is no evidence to substantiate any of these claims...
Newser001
Feb 4, 2009 1:48 AM CST
I found myself pondering this one myslef... He's developed a substantial lung and respiratory system capacity... !

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