Love Bites: Songs for the Dumped

eHarmony director lists useless buzzwords

(NEWSER) - Single this Valentine's Day? Then perhaps you'll be interested in this advice from an eHarmony senior director. Grant Langston tells Time the five most overused, meaningless phrases you should take off your online dating profile right now:

• Down to earth: What does that even mean? No one knows. Plus, "even the most superficial, narcissistic person in the world thinks they’re down to earth, so that one is particularly ridiculous."

'The Restaurant of Broken Dreams' in 140-word blurbs

(NEWSER) - A cup of Coke, a pile of fries ... and thou. It could have been a tender romantic interlude between a young married couple spotted at a Boston Burger King. Instead, it turned out to be a painful bitch-fest as husband and wife battled mighty ugly in front of a stunned onlooker at the next table. So what's a fellow fast-food connoisseur to do? Tweet the whole ugly mess, of course, turning it into a quickie anti-romantic novel in 140-word increments. That's what Andy Boyle, web developer for the Boston Globe did, and it turned into a Twitter blockbuster. More»

Guys fall more frequently and are first to say 'I love you': study

(NEWSER) - Forget notches on the bedpost: When it comes to true love, men fall hard fast. Most think they can tell whether it’s “the real thing” after a single date, whereas women aren’t certain until the sixth, a study finds. For nearly a quarter of men, things move even faster: They believe in love at first sight and know whether a woman is “the one” after just seconds, the Telegraph reports. Men who hail from Britain, where the study was conducted, also fall in love more often than women—an average of three times, compared to once for women. More»

Enough with the smugness over Feb. 14

(NEWSER) - Torie Bosch has Valentine’s Day plans tomorrow—and not of the ironic sort. No, she has romantic Valentine’s Day plans, and she has a message for all the Valentine’s Day haters out there: That fact does not make her a brainwashed moron. In certain circles, “admitting to enjoying Valentine’s Day is about as socially acceptable as including ‘obey’ in your wedding vows,” she writes on Slate . “Feeling smug about seeing through the holiday is now akin to feeling superior about buying organic.” More»

Amazon looks to rom-com, Barry White sales

(NEWSER) - Seeking a romantic getaway this Valentine’s Day? Love is in the air (and perhaps the water supply) in Amazon ’s 20 most romantic cities in America. The firm compiled the list with an eye on key sales data: romance novels, rom-coms, and, of course, Barry White albums. The winners:

1. Alexandria, Va. (for the second year in a row)
2. Knoxville
3. Orlando
4. Miami