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Bush on Brink, Says Tabloid

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Feb 18, 2009 2:20 PM CST

(Newser) – Former President George W. Bush is “depressed and paranoid,” even “suicidal,” proclaims the tabloid glossy the Globe. Yes, “insiders fear” that the erstwhile leader of the free world will terminate himself: He’s “boozing up a storm,” and is “terrified of Barack Obama” and—heaven forbid!—“his own wife Laura.” Don’t miss the “blockbuster world exclusive.”

What is he planning?
What is he planning?   (AP Photo)
The cover of the most recent Globe magazine.
The cover of the most recent Globe magazine.   (Globe Magazine)
Sure, your finger indicates everything is OK, but...
Sure, your finger indicates everything is OK, but...   (AP Photo)
What is she planning?
What is she planning?   (AP Photo)
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JonmarkP
Feb 19, 2009 10:18 PM CST
George If you do it, you'll go down in history as something other than Cheney's butt boy. The first ex-president to do it! Bet you don't have the guts, though.
Guest
Feb 19, 2009 6:39 AM CST
Lula, I've noticed you write pretty good fiction. You should write a book. I'm sure you could fit the topics of Bush and the military in there somewhere.
whtmountain
Feb 19, 2009 6:18 AM CST
Denial... it's a real B____, when you "wake up"!

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