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US Will Collapse by 2010: Russian

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 4, 2009 11:24 AM CST

(Newser) – The “collapse of the American dream” is complete, says a Russian scholar, and President Obama will declare martial law and the US will splinter into six regions by the end of 2010, the AP reports. Igor Panarin, the dean of Russia's Foreign Ministry school, cited school shootings, the prison population, and the number of gay men as indicators of the US’ social breakdown at yesterday's lecture. 

He predicts China and Russia will step in as world leaders—and should create a currency to replace the dollar—with Alaska reverting to Russian control after the collapse of the Lower 48. No word on Hawaii. Panarin, who has predicted the US collapse for more than 10 years, said the economic crisis led him to nail down a timeframe for "The End." When one instructor asked if Panarin's predictions could be applied to Russia, he responded, "The collapse of Russia will not occur."

Panarin bases his predictions on newspapers.
Panarin bases his predictions on newspapers.   (AP Photo)
Russian Foreign Ministry dean Igor Panarin, seen, during his lecture at the Russian Foreign Ministry's Diplomatic Academy, Moscow.
Russian Foreign Ministry dean Igor Panarin, seen, during his lecture at the Russian Foreign Ministry's Diplomatic Academy, Moscow.   (AP Photo)
An improperly displayed US flag in the Bulgarian capital Sofia.
An improperly displayed US flag in the Bulgarian capital Sofia.   (AP Photo)
A slide in the US stock market will lead to martial law and a fractured union, Panarin predicts.
A slide in the US stock market will lead to martial law and a fractured union, Panarin predicts.   (AP Photo)
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COMMENTS
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Guest
Jan 16, 2010 4:40 AM CST
28 trillon in dept and 9.8 trilon would of paid every mortgage of in US do the math there is no recovery the dollar is going to collapse When Time were good there was onle 5.6 trillon in circulation back in 07
skylinesandsunsets
Jun 17, 2009 3:46 AM CDT
Nice attempt at distorting the facts, Palerider!
riffran
Mar 6, 2009 1:50 AM CST
the souffle comment was the best....rofl.....

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