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2009's Least Sexy Men
By Kevin Spak
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Posted Mar 26, 09 12:51 PM CDT
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The Boston Phoenix rolls out its 100 unsexiest men list, taking into account both looks and karma. Here’s a taste:
- Rush Limbaugh: “America’s ugliest moment of 2009? Rush Limbaugh, his man-boobs a-jiggle, bouncing at the CPAC podium.”
- Alex Rodriguez: “Could those performance enhancers have been shrinking Alex’s, er, strike zone?”
- Joaquin Phoenix: “Looks like a Hasidic Elvis Costello.”
- Jimmy Fallon: “He’s nailed down the doofus-narcissist-crazy-spiky-gel-hair demographic most coveted by advertisers.”
- Lil Wayne: “Starting to look like an extra from the Thriller video.”
- Warren Jeffs: Creepy polygamist cult leader is a “latter day taint.”
- Robert Mugabe: “Dictatorial madmen are supposed to have names that inspire terror. Really? You can’t do better than ‘Robert’?”
- Toby Young: “Looks like a British inbred cousin of James Carville.”
- Dick Cheney: “Need we say more?”