2009's Least Sexy Men

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 26, 2009 12:51 PM CDT
Well, obviously A-Rod thinks he's sexy.   (Details)
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(Newser) – The Boston Phoenix rolls out its 100 unsexiest men list, taking into account both looks and karma. Here’s a taste:

  • Rush Limbaugh: “America’s ugliest moment of 2009? Rush Limbaugh, his man-boobs a-jiggle, bouncing at the CPAC podium.”
  • Alex Rodriguez: “Could those performance enhancers have been shrinking Alex’s, er, strike zone?”
  • Joaquin Phoenix: “Looks like a Hasidic Elvis Costello.”
  • Jimmy Fallon: “He’s nailed down the doofus-narcissist-crazy-spiky-gel-hair demographic most coveted by advertisers.”

  • Lil Wayne: “Starting to look like an extra from the Thriller video.”
  • Warren Jeffs: Creepy polygamist cult leader is a “latter day taint.”
  • Robert Mugabe: “Dictatorial madmen are supposed to have names that inspire terror. Really? You can’t do better than ‘Robert’?”
  • Toby Young: “Looks like a British inbred cousin of James Carville.”
  • Dick Cheney: “Need we say more?”