Condi Last Hope for 'Suicidal' Bush: Tabloid

On the brink of suicide and estranged from his wife, George Bush is leaning on his former secretary of state to ease his pain, the Globe tabloid reports. The "broken and desperate" Dubya has been dialing Condoleezza Rice, who, of course, "many believe was his secret lover," at midnight for comfort. The details—including Laura’s "agony"—are all in the latest "blockbuster world exclusive." (More George W. Bush stories.)