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Texas Wants to Secede? That Sounds Great!

Democrats would love to have state's 34 electoral votes back

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 17, 2009 1:31 PM CDT

(Newser) – Rick Perry’s talk of seceding from the union might seem crazy, but calling the Texas governor's bluff would be a great deal for Democrats, writes Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight.com. Consider:

  • Democrats would suddenly have a filibuster-proof majority in the 98-seat Senate.
  • Republicans would lose eight more House members than Democrats.
  • George W. Bush would never have been elected.

  • Barack Obama would have won the Electoral College 389-147 rather than 365-173; most of Texas’ electoral votes would go to left-leaning states like California and New York.
  • There’d be a case for making football an Olympic sport, “which would sure as hell beat rhythmic gymnastics.”
“This all sounds like a pretty good deal to me,” Silver concludes, “provided there weren’t import duties on Shiner Bock."

Eliminating Texas would be great for Democrats.
Eliminating Texas would be great for Democrats.
A huge flag of Texas is illuminated as Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., makes a campaign stop at the Dodge Arena in Hildago, Texas, Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2008.
A huge flag of Texas is illuminated as Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., makes a campaign stop at the Dodge Arena in Hildago, Texas, Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2008.   (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
Texas Governor Rick Perry watches an NBA game in this file photo.
Texas Governor Rick Perry watches an NBA game in this file photo.   (Getty Images)
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COMMENTS
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NewserScooter
Jul 26, 2009 2:59 AM CDT
Texas was smart enough to defeat Obama twice. I think in about another 6 months, a lot of you libs will wish you listened to us!
NewserScooter
Jul 26, 2009 2:58 AM CDT
Well we are all about play sterotypes are we? Thats really cool of you.
NewserScooter
Jul 26, 2009 2:56 AM CDT
You have go to be kidding, Prop. values will likely go up. The number of damn Yankess wanting to move in will be at an all time high!

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