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Dear GOP, Americans Are Just Not That Into You: Maher

It's time to move on; Republican obsessing getting creepy

By Gabriel Winant,  Newser User

Posted Apr 24, 2009 10:57 AM CDT

(Newser) – The GOP is not coping well with loss. After a long, torrid affair with America, Republicans have gotten dumped, and they're hurting, writes Bill Maher in the Los Angeles Times. Now they’re going a little crazy, worrying about all the wrong issues, talking about secession and reeducation camps, throwing tea parties. “But it wasn't tax day that made them crazy; it was election day. Because that's when Republicans became what they fear most: a minority.”

Republicans "used to be the party of the big tent; now they're the party of the sideshow attraction, a socially awkward group of mostly white people who speak a language only they understand," Maher observes. "Like Trekkies, but paranoid." He compares the GOP to a "bitter divorced guy" carrying a torch—“But it’s been almost 100 days, and your country is not coming back to you. She’s found somebody new. And it’s a black guy.”

Samuel Joe the Plumber Wurzelbacher speaks during a tax day tea party protest Wednesday, April 15, 2009, at the Michigan Capitol in Lansing, Mich.
Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher speaks during a tax day "tea party" protest Wednesday, April 15, 2009, at the Michigan Capitol in Lansing, Mich.   (AP Photo/Al Goldis)
People take part in a tax day protest in Nashville, Tenn., Tuesday, April 15, 2009.
People take part in a tax day protest in Nashville, Tenn., Tuesday, April 15, 2009.   (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin speaks during the Vanderburgh County Right to Life fundraising dinner in Evansville, Ind., Thursday, April 16, 2009.
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin speaks during the Vanderburgh County Right to Life fundraising dinner in Evansville, Ind., Thursday, April 16, 2009.   (AP Photo/Darron Cummings)
FILE - In this Nov. 4, 2008 file photo, Rep.-elect Michele Bachmann thanks her supporters at Republican headquarters in Bloomington, Minn.
FILE - In this Nov. 4, 2008 file photo, Rep.-elect Michele Bachmann thanks her supporters at Republican headquarters in Bloomington, Minn.   (AP Photo/Tom Olmscheid, File)
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I'm not sure exactly what Perry's independent nation would look like, but I'm pretty sure it would be free of taxes and Planned Parenthood. And I would have to totally rethink my position on a border fence. - Bill Maher

But Obama hasn't made any moves toward taking anyone's guns, and with money as tight as it is, the last thing the president wants to do is run a camp where he has to shelter and feed a bunch of fat, angry white people. - Bill Maher

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riffran
Apr 25, 2009 6:03 AM CDT
But according to the statistics....THE top three Media politic pundits...or *ahem* "entertainers" as the left calls them, (poorly trying to dismiss)..are Rush, Hannity, Beck...but America Mahr sez we just aint that into them....uh whatever...Sorry ole chap but Ive never been into a snide pedantic librrhoid mouthpiece like Mahr
Doctor-Zaius
Apr 25, 2009 3:24 AM CDT
I look forward to the day the GOP is no longer dominated by religious zealots and corporate plutocrats. Maybe then we could have a sane conversation.
Doctor-Zaius
Apr 25, 2009 3:22 AM CDT
Is that what you keep telling yourself to sleep at night?

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