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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2009
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Dear GOP, Americans Are Just Not That Into You: Maher

It's time to move on; Republican obsessing getting creepy

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(Newser) – The GOP is not coping well with loss. After a long, torrid affair with America, Republicans have gotten dumped, and they're hurting, writes Bill Maher in the Los Angeles Times. Now they’re going a little crazy, worrying about all the wrong issues, talking about secession and reeducation camps, throwing tea parties. “But it wasn't tax day that made them crazy; it was election day. Because that's when Republicans became what they fear most: a minority.”

Republicans "used to be the party of the big tent; now they're the party of the sideshow attraction, a socially awkward group of mostly white people who speak a language only they understand," Maher observes. "Like Trekkies, but paranoid." He compares the GOP to a "bitter divorced guy" carrying a torch—“But it’s been almost 100 days, and your country is not coming back to you. She’s found somebody new. And it’s a black guy.”

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Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher speaks during a tax day "tea party" protest Wednesday, April 15, 2009, at the Michigan Capitol in Lansing, Mich.   (AP Photo/Al Goldis)
People take part in a tax day protest in Nashville, Tenn., Tuesday, April 15, 2009.
People take part in a tax day protest in Nashville, Tenn., Tuesday, April 15, 2009.   (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin speaks during the Vanderburgh County Right to Life fundraising dinner in Evansville, Ind., Thursday, April 16, 2009.
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin speaks during the Vanderburgh County Right to Life fundraising dinner in Evansville, Ind., Thursday, April 16, 2009.   (AP Photo/Darron Cummings)
FILE - In this Nov. 4, 2008 file photo, Rep.-elect Michele Bachmann thanks her supporters at Republican headquarters in Bloomington, Minn.
FILE - In this Nov. 4, 2008 file photo, Rep.-elect Michele Bachmann thanks her supporters at Republican headquarters in Bloomington, Minn.   (AP Photo/Tom Olmscheid, File)
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I'm not sure exactly what Perry's independent nation would look like, but I'm pretty sure it would be free of taxes and Planned Parenthood. And I would have to totally rethink my position on a border fence. - Bill Maher

But Obama hasn't made any moves toward taking anyone's guns, and with money as tight as it is, the last thing the president wants to do is run a camp where he has to shelter and feed a bunch of fat, angry white people. - Bill Maher

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paul123
Apr 24, 09 11:32 AM CDT
Dear Mr Mahr: The GOP is just not that into you, or for that matter into anybody who thinks this is all just a popularity contest. Reply
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bcfilmguy
Apr 24, 09 11:40 AM CDT
If you can't recognize great bill MAHER wit when you hear it, move on.
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Snowleopard
Apr 24, 09 1:30 PM CDT
wait... democracy is sort of a popularity contest though? If you're ideas are popular you get elected, if not, well you're the GOP.
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Robert_Dada
Apr 24, 09 11:49 AM CDT
Excellent article Mr Maher! Reply
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sache
Apr 24, 09 11:50 AM CDT
Maher, i can take him or leave him but with this opinion he nailed the Repubs and their current situation. A bunch of losers determine to stand in Obama's way. They don't take rejection well. Reply
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