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Roberts Brings Dirty, Dirty Mouth to Tom Hanks Tribute

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 28, 2009 3:33 PM CDT

(Newser) – Julia Roberts brought quite the potty mouth to a Tom Hanks tribute in New York yesterday, Us reports. “Alright well, it’s late and I’m paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee,” the actress said as she took the stage. “So Tom, everybody fucking likes you. All my bits are gone.” Roberts also poked fun at Hanks’ movies and noticed a fashion faux pas. “God, I’m wearing the same fucking dress tonight as your publicist!”

Even Hank’s wife was not immune from the ribbing, which drew guffaws from the audience. “Listen, I had lunch today with Rita,” Roberts said of Wilson, “and her tits were here,” motioning up, “and her waist was here”—small—“and her ass was like that,” high again, “so what can I tell you that’s new? Tom Hanks, what the fuck?”

Charlize Theron, Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts attend the Film Society of Lincoln Center event that honored Hanks.
Charlize Theron, Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts attend the Film Society of Lincoln Center event that honored Hanks.   (AP Photo)
Actress Julia Roberts.
Actress Julia Roberts.   (AP Photo)
Actress Julia Roberts attends The Film Society of Lincoln Center gala tribute to honor actor Tom Hanks.
Actress Julia Roberts attends The Film Society of Lincoln Center gala tribute to honor actor Tom Hanks.   (AP Photo)
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You in the airport with the accent? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I’m wearing the same fucking dress as your publicist! - Julia Roberts, on Hanks' film The Terminal

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oldgoat
Apr 29, 2009 8:26 AM CDT
I hope that her fans are so proud of her. That she would talk like this at a tribute that she knew would be reported doesn't say much for her. I also kind of doubt that paying for a babysitter is goint to hurt her bank account.
N McMaster
Apr 29, 2009 5:57 AM CDT
Scalia was right!
Fondue
Apr 29, 2009 2:21 AM CDT
Save it for comedy central roasts.

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