Roberts Brings Dirty, Dirty Mouth to Tom Hanks Tribute

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff
Posted Apr 28, 2009 3:33 PM CDT
Charlize Theron, Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts attend the Film Society of Lincoln Center event that honored Hanks.   (AP Photo)
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(Newser) – Julia Roberts brought quite the potty mouth to a Tom Hanks tribute in New York yesterday, Us reports. “Alright well, it’s late and I’m paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee,” the actress said as she took the stage. “So Tom, everybody fucking likes you. All my bits are gone.” Roberts also poked fun at Hanks’ movies and noticed a fashion faux pas. “God, I’m wearing the same fucking dress tonight as your publicist!”

Even Hank’s wife was not immune from the ribbing, which drew guffaws from the audience. “Listen, I had lunch today with Rita,” Roberts said of Wilson, “and her tits were here,” motioning up, “and her waist was here”—small—“and her ass was like that,” high again, “so what can I tell you that’s new? Tom Hanks, what the fuck?”