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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2009
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Rush Has a Butt Fixation

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(Newser) – Lots of detractors say Rush Limbaugh talks out of his ass, but they’re missing something crucial, writes Gabriel Winant for Salon: He talks about his ass, too. And everyone else’s. Constantly. Limbaugh apparently has what Freud would call an anal fixation—specifically a fixation on anal rape. He’s complained that he’s being told to “bend over and grab the ankles” for President Obama. In fact, “bend over and grab the ankles,” seems to have become Limbaugh’s favorite metaphor.

Democrats bowing to special interests, Republicans courting black voters, voters embracing Democrats: all ready to “bend over and grab the ankles.” Those who bend over frequently are “butt boys,” and an unlucky few are destined to “die of anal poisoning,” a disease Rush apparently made up. Once he played testimony from a rape victim. “He lifted my nightgown and put his finger in my rectum,” she began. Rush doubled over, unable to control his laughter.

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh talks with guests in the East Room of the White House in Washington, Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2009.
Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh talks with guests in the East Room of the White House in Washington, Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2009.   (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)
Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh attends a Medal of Freedom ceremony at the White House January 13, 2009 in Washington DC.
Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh attends a Medal of Freedom ceremony at the White House January 13, 2009 in Washington DC.   (Getty Images)
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I have a very sensitive rear end because I am a
sensitive guy. - Rush Limbaugh

I seldom bend over forward in public, for obvious reasons. - Rush Limbaugh

There she is, from the rear. That's as much as you'll ever see of her, ladies and gentlemen. She wants it
that way. - Rush Limbaugh, on an audience member

I love the women's movement. Especially when I'm walking behind it. - Rush Limbaugh

We are being told that we have to hope [Obama] succeeds, that we have to bend over, grab the ankles because his father was black, because this is the first black president. - Rush Limbaugh

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Fondue
May 21, 09 10:03 AM CDT
Dude has mental problems for real. Reply
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Reader64481089
May 21, 09 10:05 AM CDT
Rush Limbaugh is a sick and twisted junkie, face it. Once a junkie always a junkie, you may not be using at the moment but junkie just the same. Reply
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Circusdog
May 21, 09 10:12 AM CDT
Jabber the Nutt Reply
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Observer
May 21, 09 10:28 AM CDT
Rush is a Pig - Would it be considered cruelty to animals to plug his butt? He is disgusting. To bad he didn't do jail time for his criminal Oxycontin addiction. He might have learned the true meaning of "butt buddy"! Reply
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godawgs
May 21, 09 10:46 AM CDT
I know and too bad our President didn't do some time for his criminal drug activities huh?
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