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Rush Has a Butt Fixation

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff

Posted May 21, 2009 10:00 AM CDT

(Newser) – Lots of detractors say Rush Limbaugh talks out of his ass, but they’re missing something crucial, writes Gabriel Winant for Salon: He talks about his ass, too. And everyone else’s. Constantly. Limbaugh apparently has what Freud would call an anal fixation—specifically a fixation on anal rape. He’s complained that he’s being told to “bend over and grab the ankles” for President Obama. In fact, “bend over and grab the ankles,” seems to have become Limbaugh’s favorite metaphor.

Democrats bowing to special interests, Republicans courting black voters, voters embracing Democrats: all ready to “bend over and grab the ankles.” Those who bend over frequently are “butt boys,” and an unlucky few are destined to “die of anal poisoning,” a disease Rush apparently made up. Once he played testimony from a rape victim. “He lifted my nightgown and put his finger in my rectum,” she began. Rush doubled over, unable to control his laughter.

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh talks with guests in the East Room of the White House in Washington, Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2009.
Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh talks with guests in the East Room of the White House in Washington, Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2009.   (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)
Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh attends a Medal of Freedom ceremony at the White House January 13, 2009 in Washington DC.
Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh attends a Medal of Freedom ceremony at the White House January 13, 2009 in Washington DC.   (Getty Images)
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I have a very sensitive rear end because I am a
sensitive guy. - Rush Limbaugh

I seldom bend over forward in public, for obvious reasons. - Rush Limbaugh

There she is, from the rear. That's as much as you'll ever see of her, ladies and gentlemen. She wants it
that way. - Rush Limbaugh, on an audience member

I love the women's movement. Especially when I'm walking behind it. - Rush Limbaugh

We are being told that we have to hope [Obama] succeeds, that we have to bend over, grab the ankles because his father was black, because this is the first black president. - Rush Limbaugh

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drlarrymitchell
May 23, 2009 12:45 PM CDT
Oh, and Pale- what was written was a direct quote from Bill Hicks, alluded to in the comment above mine. But please, don't let not knowing what you're talking about keep you from exercising your right to free speech.
drlarrymitchell
May 23, 2009 12:43 PM CDT
Rush Likes Him Some Anal Rape!
MarkFL
May 23, 2009 2:08 AM CDT
Larry, That was totally unnecessary. Please refrain from posting forever.

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