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Bruno Goes Naked for GQ

Cohen's gay fashionista gives men some, er, questionable style advice

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jun 17, 2009 9:00 AM CDT

(Newser) – Sacha Baron Cohen, in character as gay fashionista Bruno, took on the role of advice columnist—and, more importantly, nude model—for July’s GQ. Among his tips:

  • Times are tough, but “it is still possible to look good on a clothing budget of about $20,000 a veek.”
  • “Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching.”

  • Some guys look great in heels—ze singer Pink, for example.”
  • I find Obama an inspiration—it gives me great hope zat, after years of struggle, someone can at last get to ze White House, despite being incredibly hot.”
  • “Zere is one thing wrong mit ze way Sarkozy looks—it’s zat accessory beard called Bruni who follows him around everyvhere he goes. She’s about three feet taller zan him! It looks like he’s dating a post-op trannie!”

In this image released by GQ Magazine, Sacha Baron Cohen, as the character Bruno, is shown on the cover of GQ magazine.
In this image released by GQ Magazine, Sacha Baron Cohen, as the character Bruno, is shown on the cover of "GQ" magazine.   (AP Photo/GQ)
Sacha Baron Cohen, center, flanked with models, in character in Bruno, arrives for the premiere of Bruno in Paris, Monday, June 15, 2009.
Sacha Baron Cohen, center, flanked with models, in character in "Bruno," arrives for the premiere of "Bruno" in Paris, Monday, June 15, 2009.   (AP Photo/Francois Mori)
In this May 31, 2009 file photo, Sacha Baron Cohen arrives at the MTV Movie Awards in Universal City, Calif.
In this May 31, 2009 file photo, Sacha Baron Cohen arrives at the MTV Movie Awards in Universal City, Calif.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello, file)
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COMMENTS
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Timinator2K
Jun 17, 2009 6:08 AM CDT
Borat/Bruno/Moron
riffran
Jun 17, 2009 4:31 AM CDT
ahhhhh. MY EYES MY EYES!!! LOL.
Michael_CT
Jun 17, 2009 2:45 AM CDT
Looks like he's bringing bitchy back. once again riding on the coat tails of misrepresented minorities. I guess he's funny at surface level, but i think that his actions could have more serious, subtle effects than making people laugh.

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