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Intern in the Twilight Zone: Pattinson's Stalking Me!

She pretends to be 'so over it,' but dreams of their eventual romance

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(Newser) – When Robert Pattinson, heartthrob of the tween set, just happens to pop up everywhere a certain BlackBook intern goes, there’s only one conclusion: “There is nothing blasé about it, but Robert Pattinson is stalking me,” writes the unnamed intern, herself a Pattinson stalker. And with his latest movie filming in New York, her goal—to “ravish RPattz by summer’s end"—seems all the more attainable.

When she “stumbles upon” the set, “Robert’s eyes graze the crowd. He pretends not to see me (as if he didn’t know I would be there). Yes, the tween next to me probably thinks he was looking for her, but I know the truth,” she writes. Still, she's not planning to pounce immediately: “With my current record, Robert will more than likely turn up where I am in a day or two. After all, he is stalking me.”

Robert Pattinson is chased by fans as he leaves the set of
Robert Pattinson is chased by fans as he leaves the set of "Remember Me" in New York, Monday, June 15, 2009.   (AP Photo/Charles Sykes)
In this image released by Summit Entertainment, Kristen Stewart, left, and Robert Pattinson are shown in a scene from
In this image released by Summit Entertainment, Kristen Stewart, left, and Robert Pattinson are shown in a scene from "Twilight."   (AP Photo/Summit Entertainment, Peter Sorel)
Robert Pattinson is surrounded by fans as he leaves the set of
Robert Pattinson is surrounded by fans as he leaves the set of "Remember Me" in New York, Monday, June 15, 2009.   (AP Photo/Charles Sykes)
British actor Robert Pattinson poses for photographers at a photo call for
British actor Robert Pattinson poses for photographers at a photo call for "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" and "Remember Me" during the 62nd International film festival in Cannes, France, May 19, 2009.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
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A.Carpenter
Jun 29, 09 12:02 PM CDT
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BrittanyM
Jun 29, 09 2:35 PM CDT
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hamsammichs
Jun 29, 09 2:49 PM CDT
Why is this jerkoff considered such a sex symbol? He looks strung out and in need of a shower. Reply
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Jes
Jun 29, 09 5:11 PM CDT
I thought he was cute before he did the Twilight movie. That whole series is an incredible turn off to me. Blech.
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