When Robert Pattinson, heartthrob of the tween set, just happens to pop up everywhere a certain BlackBook intern goes, there’s only one conclusion: “There is nothing blasé about it, but Robert Pattinson is stalking me,” writes the unnamed intern, herself a Pattinson stalker. And with his latest movie filming in New York, her goal—to “ravish RPattz by summer’s end"—seems all the more attainable.
When she “stumbles upon” the set, “Robert’s eyes graze the crowd. He pretends not to see me (as if he didn’t know I would be there). Yes, the tween next to me probably thinks he was looking for her, but I know the truth,” she writes. Still, she's not planning to pounce immediately: “With my current record, Robert will more than likely turn up where I am in a day or two. After all, he is stalking me.”