Porn Queen Downsizes

Reality star wants breast reduction

(NEWSER) - The very last person to realize that Heidi Montag's plastic surgery binge was a mistake has seen the light. "It's heartbreaking," the reality star tells Life & Style in an interview about her G-cup implants." I can't live an everyday life." Complicating matters is the death of the perpetrator, plastic surgeon Frank Ryan, in a car crash last week . "I'm desperate to go back to normal," Montag says. "I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D." More»

As opposed to, you know, regular movies

(NEWSER) - Well, now it all makes sense: Montana Fishburne appeared to be setting out on an ill-advised path toward traditional fame with her homemade porno …but it turns out she just wants to be a porn star. “I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I wanted to be in porn,” she tells People . “It's something I always wanted to do. I have always been comfortable in my body and with my sexuality.” More»

Montana Fishburne zeroes in on different path to fame

(NEWSER) - With Montana Fishburne releasing her own sex tape , a long-held suspicion is confirmed: “Some of those shocking sex tapes those D-list celebrities didn't want you to see are in fact carefully contrived publicity stunts,” writes Mary Elizabeth Williams on Salon . “In what surely has to be the press release most likely to make you start drinking before lunch,” Fishburne says she’s “impatient about getting well-known” and releasing her very own porno “seemed like a great way to get started.” More»

Ten reasons, from sad to sadder

(NEWSER) - Sometimes it’s because their boyfriends like big boobs, and sometimes it’s because Jesus doesn’t not like big boobs. Ten celebrities and the reasons they gave for getting breast enhancements, rounded up by The Frisky :

• Carmen Electra: Says now it was just “really trendy” to get breast implants, so she went for it. Plus, her boyfriend paid.
• Carrie Prejean: “I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants,” the disgraced beauty queen once said. What better reason is there?

Gibson denies everything

(NEWSER) - First Mel Gibson cheated on the mother of his seven children with a Russian musician; then he—according to the National Enquirer —cheated on the Russian musician, while she was pregnant, with a Polish porn producer. “Mel's breakup with Oksana doesn't surprise me at all,” says 26-year-old Violet Kowal, who credits herself with breaking Gibson and Grigorieva up. “Clearly, Mel can't commit to just one woman.” More»