Preston to Open Up About Jett

Hey, not everybody can be interesting: Seth Abramovitch

(NEWSER) - Needless to say, Gawker isn’t all that impressed with Barbara Walters’ annual list of the year’s 10 most fascinating people . The good news is, that didn’t stop blogger Seth Abramovitch from offering up his own list, of the year’s 10 least fascinating people, in response:

• Piers Morgan: “The turnip-headed reality star turned CNN seat-filler loves Twitter wars and speaking over his guests almost as much as no one gives a s*** about him.”
• Brett Ratner: Despite getting himself in the middle of an Oscars-related controversy this year, he “remains the least interesting filmmaker of his generation” and you probably can’t think of a single interesting scene in a movie he’s made.

But she did come clean to Maria Shriver

(NEWSER) - Mildred Baena’s first interview is out, and in it, she reveals that she never actually came clean to Arnold Schwarzenegger about the child they had together, People reports. Though she’s not sure of Schwarzenegger’s reaction to the news that he has a 13-year-old son, Baena did reveal to Hello! how someone else reacted: Maria Shriver. Baena admitted the truth after Shriver and others in the household began to notice Joseph’s strong resemblance to Arnold. More»

If divorce goes through, prenup could be voided

(NEWSER) - Arnold Schwarzenneger could find himself facing one of the costliest divorces in Hollywood history, if he and Maria Shriver do decide to “terminate” their marriage. The New York Post reports that the couple’s worth is somewhere between $200 million and $400 million, which means Shriver could stand to walk away with more than $100 million. Though they likely have a prenup, it could easily be tossed due to Schwarzenegger’s cheating, meaning Shriver and Schwarzenegger would split their assets evenly. More»

Radar says yes; TMZ says no

(NEWSER) - The mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s illegitimate child didn’t willingly retire from her job with the family—according to one report she was, as Radar gleefully writes, "terminated." Schwarzenegger fired her about four weeks ago in an attempt to save his marriage, sources say, and she in turn threatened to take their affair and his love child public. The former Schwarzenneger maid, recently revealed as Mildred “Patty” Baena , was "furious" that he would "callously fire her from her job after decades of loyal service”—and after she kept his little secret—says a friend, who mentions that the love child is now 14. More»

Mildred Baena lives outside LA with Arnold Schwarzenegger's son

(NEWSER) - The mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child has been identified as long-time family housekeeper Mildred "Patty" Baena. Baena, now 50, had the former California governor's son some 10 years ago and lives as a single mom divorcée with the boy and her three other children outside Los Angeles, according to several publications. She quit working for Schwarzenegger and now-estranged wife Maria Shriver in January after close to 20 years with the couple. Her son is the spitting image of his dad, and looks like a young Conan, reports TMZ . She didn't tell Schwarzenegger he was her son's father until the boy was a toddler, say friends. More»