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In a Recession, One Counts Swans Oneself

Queen becomes first monarch to undertake centuries-old census

By Jason Farago,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 21, 2009 5:40 AM CDT

(Newser) – With Britain still stuck in a biting recession, Queen Elizabeth is doing a bit of her own home economics—yesterday, she got on a barge and became the first monarch to undertake the annual counting of the swans. Traditionally the Queen owns all the swans on the River Thames, although a few permissions have been granted over the centuries. But until yesterday, reports the Times of London, she had never done the headcount herself.

These days the so-called Swan Upping is motivated by conservation, but Elizabeth's predecessors guarded their swans zealously in order to fatten them up for dinner. It's been a while since anyone has eaten swan at a royal banquet, one man observed: "Swan was regarded as a great delicacy. But it is vastly overrated. It tastes like fishy goose."

Britain's Queen Elizabeth II smiles at a orphaned cygnet at Oakley Court on the river bank during a swan upping census.
Britain's Queen Elizabeth II smiles at a orphaned cygnet at Oakley Court on the river bank during a swan upping census.   (AP Photo/Sang Tan, Pool)
Britain's Queen Elizabeth II, center, in the steam launch 'Alaska', watches swan uppers placing swans back into the river during a swan upping census.
Britain's Queen Elizabeth II, center, in the steam launch 'Alaska', watches swan uppers placing swans back into the river during a swan upping census.   (AP Photo/Sang Tan, Pool)
Queen Elizabeth, accompanied by Swan Marker David Barber, watches the ancient ritual of her swans being counted on the River Thames near Windsor, England, Monday, July 20, 2009.
Queen Elizabeth, accompanied by Swan Marker David Barber, watches the ancient ritual of her swans being counted on the River Thames near Windsor, England, Monday, July 20, 2009.   (AP Photo/Sang Tan, Pool)
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The Queen's Swan Marker talks about the annual census of the swan population on a particular stretch of the river Thames.   (TheRoyalChannel)

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COMMENTS
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Snarfeh
Jul 22, 2009 12:05 PM CDT
Hey, be proud of a pube on your chin...unless you grew it there yourself... ;o)
kokuaguy
Jul 21, 2009 11:30 AM CDT
Damn you mickey, I had a great one ready for her, but now I'd feel like a real cad. But I really do think it's the least that lazy ingrate the P of W could have done for his dear old Mum. Oh, knowing what a hypocrite that Liberal Fascist is (surely that's where C_k came up with the idea) he's probably on Gore's private jet off to Mumbai to watch the eclipse. Well, now I'm off to post a few insults for Mrs. KKK -- "she" won't be up and around for hours, and I do miss her so.) ; ^ )
kokuaguy
Jul 21, 2009 4:04 AM CDT
Or a pube on my chin.

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