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The Worst Soft Drinks Ever

Coke's Vio is only the latest in ill-conceived beverages

By Nick McMaster,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 1, 2009 5:15 AM CDT

(Newser) – Coke is currently testing Vio, a carbonated-milk drink it hopes will capture the US market—but Time is a little skeptical. Here are some other misbegotten beverage ideas:

  • Coors Rocky Mountain Sparkling Water. Prominent placement of the Coors logo made the company’s spring water look a lot like a beer.
  • Thanksgiving Dinner Soda. Everyone likes Thanksgiving, but the idea of turning dinner courses into soft drinks—Turkey and Gravy, Green Bean Casserole, and Fruitcake were flavors—didn’t quite work out for Jones Soda.

  • Tru Blood. The show is great, but is the current vampire mania enough to get people to drink fictional fake blood?
  • New Coke. Coca-Cola’s new formula was an impressive failure—but led to surging sales of Coca-Cola “classic” when the company abandoned it.
  • Cocaine. The makers of Cocaine combined 350% more caffeine than the amount in a Red Bull with a numbing agent to simulate the effects of genuine cocaine—but underestimated the regulatory backlash, in which the FDA ordered a name change.
Click the link for Time's complete list.

Bottles of Tru Blood are seen in this promotional photo.
Bottles of Tru Blood are seen in this promotional photo.   (HBO)
A can of Cocaine, a new energy drink that claims to have a kick similar to that of the illegal drug by the same name, is seen.
A can of Cocaine, a new energy drink that claims to have a kick similar to that of the illegal drug by the same name, is seen.   (Getty Images)
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COMMENTS
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Mister_Bob
Aug 9, 2010 5:15 AM CDT
Carbonated milk? Eurgh...
crissywidjaja
Aug 2, 2009 6:15 AM CDT
Yeah, it's covered in this great red wrapper that you can still unwrap... and then it will say Cocaine again. I loved that stuff... too bad it went for like 5 bucks each..
Alexandria
Aug 2, 2009 4:42 AM CDT
It's called No Name... seriously.

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