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What Turning 30 Really Means

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 4, 2009 7:07 PM CDT

(Newser) – What does turning 30 mean, anyway? Sam Greenspan knows, because he got Book of Ages: 30 for his, um, 30th birthday. He runs down 11 factoids on the appropriately named 11 Points website. A sampling:

  • 30-year-olds keep resolutions: Though 26% less likely to make New Years resolutions, 30-somethings are 26% more likely to keep them. "I totally believe this," Greenspan writes.

  • 45% of 30s-somethings will own firearms: Greenspan will stay part of the "slight majority," but he does recall recently thinking: "You know, I could own a gun if I wanted to."
  • 96% of gays know it by 30: Greenspan is slightly relieved that this means his obsession with 300, "despite the worst dialogue in film history," will likely not result in a sexual orientation epiphany.
  • 0.036% of people are still in elementary school at 30: A cautious Newser estimate puts that number at around 1,500 for the country.
  • 99% odds you'll make 40: Whew, writes Greenspan. He gets to write another list, and it'll probably be better, "because I'm writing this still unbelievably hung over from my all-day 30th birthday party."
For the full list, click the link below.

A 30th birthday cupcake.
A 30th birthday cupcake.   (Shutterstock)
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The book is full of statistics and anecdotes, half of which make you say "That's great, I'm way ahead of the game" and half of which make you say "Are you kidding me? Bill Gates made $234 million at age 30?! I should just call it a life." - Sam Greenspan

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kokuaguy
Aug 5, 2009 12:59 PM CDT
On my 30th my mom sent me a card that said: "Congratulations. Now you're an old fart."

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