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Overwrought G.I. Joe 'Everything You Could Want'

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 7, 2009 12:30 PM CDT

(Newser) – Most critics—who didn't have access to advance screenings, normally a huge red flag—agree that G.I. Joe: the Rise of Cobra isn’t anything but a popcorn flick. For some, that’s enough. For others, not so much.

  • "It’s all put together with such verve and invention that resistance becomes futile," Tom Huddleston writes for Time Out London. "GI Joe is big, dumb, loud and utterly relentless: basically, everything you could ever want from a summer blockbuster."

  • "This is the kind of film where baddies say, 'Now you die,' where friends say, 'You almost lost your life out there—you have a reason to be concerned,' and where gruff leaders growl, 'Let's do this,' Kyle Smith writes in the New York Post. "Let's not."
  • The film is "edited as if the audience wouldn’t watch unless every scene were switched to overdrive," Richard Kuipers writes in Variety. Still, "while thesping is not the main game here, having a cast of bright young things certainly helps."

Dennis Quaid as General Hawk in G.I. Joe:The Rise of Cobra.
Dennis Quaid as General Hawk in "G.I. Joe:The Rise of Cobra."   (AP Photo)
The G.I. Joe team from the movie.
The G.I. Joe team from the movie.   (AP Photo)
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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 11 comments
MarkFL
Aug 9, 2009 11:58 AM CDT
How long have you been waiting to make that comment "SONNY_CROCKETT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
cochiserocks
Aug 8, 2009 11:01 AM CDT
Don't know about you but given the nature of the world right now - a nice bit of escapism aint such a bad thing - I want to see it - should be entertaining.
riffran
Aug 8, 2009 9:24 AM CDT
guns, explosions, cool special effects, hot chicks doing martial arts in tight clothing...just add beer and gratuitous nudity ,and you have the perfect movie...he he he

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