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Pry My Clunker From 'My Cold, Dead Fingertips'

By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 18, 2009 3:40 PM CDT

(Newser) – Some cars’ gas mileage is good enough to make them ineligible for the cash-for-clunkers program—but that’s not the only reason David Holahan doesn’t want to turn in his old rides. “I’m all for stimulating the economy, cleaning air, and improving fuel economy,” he writes in the Christian Science Monitor. “But there are better ways to achieve all that than throwing away perfectly serviceable vehicles as though they were disposable razors.”

Holahan loves his beaters for their “myriad joys”: Sure, one gets 35 mpg, but he can also “park the wagon under a bird’s nest.” They’re also “a daily adventure. Will the radio work today?” Past that, he has a sort-of mafia don attitude toward their eventual demise. “C'est la vie, I say. Neither of my clunkers owes me a penny.” Bottom line: “To stimulate the economy and help the cause of conservation, we should take aim at the clunkers of tomorrow today.” Also, “leave my buggies alone.”

Please, sell this clunker, Holahan writes.
Please, sell this clunker, Holahan writes.   (AP Photo)
A crane lifts a flattened car to a shredder at Gershow Recycling Corp. in Medford, N.Y.
A crane lifts a flattened car to a shredder at Gershow Recycling Corp. in Medford, N.Y.   (AP Photo)
A clunker.
A clunker.   (Wikimedia Commons)
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To get my wheezing metal geezers, someone is going to have to pry my cold, dead fingers from the steering wheel – or at least offer more than a few measly grand to euthanize them. - David Holahan

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Fondue
Aug 19, 2009 12:52 PM CDT
Explain Keynesian logic.
aces08
Aug 19, 2009 4:08 AM CDT
Since when do you have to repair a new car? I bought a Honda Civic in 2001 and have spent maybe 600 dollars on repairs at most (that includes tires) until now and i am still driving it. But most of you people seem to forget this was an initiative for the environment not the economy.
reasonator
Aug 19, 2009 3:20 AM CDT
Keynesian logic says that spending in and of itself stimulates economic growth. The logic says that when times get tough, various elements of the economy are suddenly underutilized and someone needs to fill the gap. Keynesians believe this gap should be filled by the government. In order to fill the gap it must either tax its citizens or borrow. But the problem is that the government can never create new wealth, it can only relocate it. So the government can never solve economic problems by borrowing money and taxing citizens in order to increase spending. All it can do is quell the symptoms of a recession while delaying the problem and making it worse.

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