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Rock's Worst Career Moves

Bob Dylan's Christmas album is just the latest in a long line

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Aug 19, 2009 5:15 PM CDT

(Newser) – Bob Dylan’s decision to record a Christmas album is certainly ill-advised—“fans may have stuck by him throughout the musically self-destructive late '60s, the God-bothering late '70s, and the Grateful Dead-collaborating-Madonna-imitating mid '80s, but surely even Bob's fans have a limit,” writes John Matthew Hall for the Independent. But Dylan’s not alone; Hall offers up the worst disasters in rock and roll careers, from John Lennon to Michael Jackson:

  • Jerry Lee Lewis: “Things were going pretty well for Jerry Lee Lewis until 1958”—when he secretly married his 13-year-old cousin.
  • David Bowie and Eric Clapton: “One of the 10 rock and roll commandments appears to be Thou Must Have Leftist Political Leanings, so when musicians make blatant right-wing statements, you can expect their career to suffer at the hands of alienated fans.”
  • Bruce Springsteen: The Boss fired the E-Street Band in 1989; “cue an immediate slump in commercial appeal, muted critical response, and accusations he was ‘going Hollywood.’”
  • Paul McCartney and John Lennon: Both went downhill as soon as they started making music with their wives—or, in Lennon’s case, “hanging around in bed instead of making music.”
  • Michael Jackson: Martin Bashir’s 2002 documentary “not only confirmed rumors of Jackson's increasing eccentricity but also managed to reignite the debate over his relationship with children,” and the singer never recovered.
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Jerry Lee Lewis holds his second cousin and third wife Myra Brown in his lap at a press conference in London, May 23, 1958.
Jerry Lee Lewis holds his second cousin and third wife Myra Brown in his lap at a press conference in London, May 23, 1958.   (Getty Images)
David Bowie arrives at the Metropolitan Opera, Sept. 25, 2006, in New York.
David Bowie arrives at the Metropolitan Opera, Sept. 25, 2006, in New York.   (AP Photo)
Eric Clapton performs his classic Crossroads as part of ABC's Good Morning America summer concert series in Bryant Park, July 20, 2007, in New York.
Eric Clapton performs his classic "Crossroads" as part of ABC's "Good Morning America" summer concert series in Bryant Park, July 20, 2007, in New York.   (AP Photo)
In this July 2, 2009, photo, singer Bruce Springsteen performs in the Olympic stadium in Munich.
In this July 2, 2009, photo, singer Bruce Springsteen performs in the Olympic stadium in Munich.   (AP Photo)
Paul McCartney in Cannes for his new 'Wings' album.
Paul McCartney in Cannes for his new 'Wings' album.   (Getty Images)
John Lennon and wife Yoko Ono listening to the playback of one of their tapes in 1969.
John Lennon and wife Yoko Ono listening to the playback of one of their tapes in 1969.   (Getty Images)
In this handout photo provided by AEG, pop star Michael Jackson rehearses at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Tuesday, June 23, 2009.
In this handout photo provided by AEG, pop star Michael Jackson rehearses at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Tuesday, June 23, 2009.   (AP Photo/Kevin Mazur, AEG/Getty Images)
Bob Dylan is set to release a Christmas album. Not good.
Bob Dylan is set to release a Christmas album. Not good.   (AP Photo)
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jagerhans
Aug 28, 2009 7:52 AM CDT
some thirty years ago the popular italian singer and musician Lucio Battisti decided to record a compilation for the USA with the poetry lyrics by his writer and friend Rapetti (aka Mogol) translated into english. now you have to know that lucio battisti was one of the best-loved italian pop music authors of all times, maybe THE author. well that american album was abominable. all the magic of his verses was vanished, the lyrics sounded retarded, plus his voice sucked bad. (as usual - way worser than dylan - only when music is awesome, the player is a full grown musician and composer and the lyrics are nothing short of spectacular ermethic poetry that swell your eyes in tears each time you listen to them, one tends to forget about details). a catastrophic flop. Battisti never tried it again.
riffran
Aug 21, 2009 9:48 AM CDT
untill that little snafu, the dixie chicklets were the top of the pile, now they are just a pile
riffran
Aug 21, 2009 9:46 AM CDT
TOUGH CALL DUDE!...lol

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