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Madoff Lover Still Talking About Tiny Penis

Oh, and forget about her being in the clear—Weinstein says she 'had to know'

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(Newser) – Sheryl Weinstein is still expounding on Bernie Madoff’s “not very large” penis, most recently to Cindy Adams of the New York Post. “It was narrow,” she says. “Tiny in terms of girth, not length.” Still, he somehow convinced scores of women to sleep with him—“he was a player,” Weinstein says—thanks in part to the wonders of sexual positioning: “Did you ever hear of being on top?”

“He didn't find his wife sexual,” she continues. “Ruth’s actually quite mannish.” But Weinstein seemingly changed her tune on Mrs. Madoff’s knowledge of the Ponzi scheme, saying, “He told me his wife was always 'on top of everything' so I would guess Ruth had to know, unless she chose not to. I have no actual information, but I'd just say maybe his sons also chose not to know.”

Sheryl Weinstein, author of
Sheryl Weinstein, author of "Madoff's Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me" is interviewed in New York, Tuesday, Aug. 25, 2009.   (AP Photo/Seth Wenig)
Sheryl Weinstein, author of
Sheryl Weinstein, author of "Madoff's Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me" is interviewed in New York, Tuesday, Aug. 25, 2009.   (AP Photo/Seth Wenig)
In this April 6, 2009 file photo, Ruth Madoff is escorted by private security as she leaves the Metropolitan Correctional Center after visiting her husband Bernard Madoff in New York.
In this April 6, 2009 file photo, Ruth Madoff is escorted by private security as she leaves the Metropolitan Correctional Center after visiting her husband Bernard Madoff in New York.   (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)
In this March 10, 2009 file photo, Bernard Madoff exits Manhattan federal court in New York.
In this March 10, 2009 file photo, Bernard Madoff exits Manhattan federal court in New York.   (AP Photo/Louis Lanzano, file)
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The man's a survivor. He can manipulate his environment. And being under-endowed may help, too—that may convince them to leave him alone. - Sheryl Weinstein, on Bernie Madoff's prospects in jail

I got screwed twice. And you can quote me. - Sheryl Weinstein

Think of the tiny opening of that small honey jar a hotel's room service does for breakfast. Not very large, y'know. That's about its circumference. - Sheryl Weinstein, on Bernie Madoff's man parts

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paul123
Aug 27, 09 8:36 AM CDT
I give you the classless mistress of a classless monster. Reply
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UrUndertaker
Aug 27, 09 12:29 PM CDT
Christ, the chick is slamming him now to sell her trashy book where she thrashes and trashes him more and the American Public will buy the damn book and snicker about his narrow/tinny penis in some sick manner to help make themselves feel better for being blind idiots who invested everything so this guy could make them wealthy.... this woman needs to go the hell away...
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gabo
Aug 27, 09 8:52 AM CDT
She's loving her 15 trashy minutes. Her husband and children must be beaming. Reply
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Caps
Aug 27, 09 9:33 AM CDT
Oh give me a break, maybe her's was to large. Reply
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dax
Aug 27, 09 9:51 AM CDT
Yeah, but man could that guy throw a party with other people's money! Reply
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