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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 2009
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New CK Jeans Give You the Back—or Front —You Want

Designer gives butt a lift and fly a boost

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(Newser) – Good news for the flat-bottomed: Calvin Klein’s Body jeans do for your lower half what a push-up bra does for your upper half, the New York Post reports—and both men and women can get a lift from the new line. The ladies get a rounder, more flattering look for their bums, and men enjoy a larger-looking fly area. The miracle workers will set you back $79.50.

“My mom and my sister always make fun of me for not having much of a butt,” says a Post intern who tried them. “Wearing these jeans made me feel like my butt had a nicer, rounder shape.”

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Calvin Klein "rusted iron skinny" Body jeans are shown.   (Calvin Klein)
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Calvin Klein "copper rinse low rise slim" Body jeans are shown.   (Calvin Klein)
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Calvin Klein "copper rinse skinny" Body jeans are shown.   (Calvin Klein)
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Calvin Klein "destructed ore" Body jeans are shown.   (Calvin Klein)
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youngblood
Aug 27, 09 1:18 PM CDT
Hit the gym instead of misrepresenting yourself. Reply
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Alan_Harrington
Aug 27, 09 1:27 PM CDT
thank you youngblood! calvin klein is just selling lies to the lazy. "larger looking fly area" wtf? what happend to the good ol rolled up tube sock? i never did that of course... Reply
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pg13
Aug 27, 09 2:40 PM CDT
Do they come in a size 20? My butt is really big but I'd like it rounder. Reply
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Todd_English
Aug 28, 09 7:05 AM CDT
Sound uncomfortable....which is kind of an oxymoron because jeans are suppose to be comfortable. Reply
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cognitivefilter
Aug 29, 09 1:13 AM CDT
wow! your dick looks huge in those jeans! Reply
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