The 10 Douchiest Colleges in the US
From Brown to Bob Jones, 'what kind of douche do you want to be'?
By Matt Cantor, Newser User
Posted Aug 29, 2009 7:08 AM CDT
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(Newser) – In college, acting insufferable is pretty much a given. “The question for America's youth is: What kind of douche bag do you aspire to be?” asks GQ. The mag helpfully offers the top options.

  1. Brown University: Peace Sign on My Mom's 7 Series Douches are limo liberals too good for grades.
  2. Duke University: Original Douches. “Probably number one. But we'd rather not rank Duke number one at anything.”
  3. Princeton University: Eating-Club Douches “invented affectations.”
  4. Harvard University: Harvard Douches—need we say more?
  5. Deep Springs College: Only Six People Know About It Douches inhabit a ranch near Death Valley.

  1. Bob Jones University: Watch out—home of the Not Even College Republicans at Other Schools Will Talk to You Douche.
  2. Amherst College: Small Liberal-Arts College Douches affect a "quiet sense of superiority."
  3. Rollins College: Jet-Ski Douches have “46-foot cigarette boats.”
  4. Charter College, Wasilla (yes, that Wasilla): A Snow-Machine Douche from this school carries a “.30-06 with a variable scope.”
  5. University of Colorado: Kind-Bud Douches drive Priuses, have “white-guy dreads.”
To see the complete list, click the link below.

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Aug 30, 2009 12:38 PM CDT
"Gentlemans Quarterly?" Gentlemans??" Yeah, right... this article has little to do with "Gentleman" , it only exemplies today's knuckle dragging, crude , four letter, Howard Stern like , crotch humored male. Today's "Gentleman" seem to A L L proudly sport that silly, porcupine, bristly "who me?" hair do and a stubbly beard plus a too big shirt that is not tucked into their pants. The mumbling, verbal addition of the word "mother....." inevitably tops off this satorial portrait of todays lemming like , ever so au courant , doofus wanna be "gentleman." No thanks!
Aug 30, 2009 6:37 AM CDT
You don't say? You don't say? You don't say?
Aug 30, 2009 5:24 AM CDT
No Notre Dame?