In college, acting insufferable is pretty much a given. “The question for America's youth is: What kind of douche bag do you aspire to be?” asks GQ. The mag helpfully offers the top options.
- Brown University: Peace Sign on My Mom's 7 Series Douches are limo liberals too good for grades.
- Duke University: Original Douches. “Probably number one. But we'd rather not rank Duke number one at anything.”
- Princeton University: Eating-Club Douches “invented affectations.”
- Harvard University: Harvard Douches—need we say more?
- Deep Springs College: Only Six People Know About It Douches inhabit a ranch near Death Valley.
- Bob Jones University: Watch out—home of the Not Even College Republicans at Other Schools Will Talk to You Douche.
- Amherst College: Small Liberal-Arts College Douches affect a "quiet sense of superiority."
- Rollins College: Jet-Ski Douches have “46-foot cigarette boats.”
- Charter College, Wasilla (yes, that Wasilla): A Snow-Machine Douche from this school carries a “.30-06 with a variable scope.”
- University of Colorado: Kind-Bud Douches drive Priuses, have “white-guy dreads.”
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