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Kate: Aliens Must Have Abducted Jon

By Jane Yager,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 1, 2009 9:58 AM CDT

(Newser) – Soon-to-be-ex-hubby Jon has been acting so strange that Kate Gosselin feels there's only one way to explain his behavior: He was abducted by aliens. In a People interview, Kate says she still hopes Jon will snap back to his old self one day and phone her to say, "OK, that was really weird; aliens overtook me, but now I'm back," the Examiner reports.

The reality TV star also worries it's too early for her kids to meet "the other woman"—Jon's new girlfriend—and says she doesn't want to hire a bodyguard to replace Steve, who is like a big brother to her. As for what was behind the police-involved fight Kate and Jon recently had? "I should not be sitting a mile from my house while my kids are with some girl, who, by the way, brings her own child with her. I'm sorry, your child and eight of mine? No way."

The photo released by TLC shows the Gosselin family posing for a photo at a party to celebrate the sextuplets' fifth birthday. Mom Kate is at left and dad Jon on the far right.
The photo released by TLC shows the Gosselin family posing for a photo at a party to celebrate the sextuplets' fifth birthday. Mom Kate is at left and dad Jon on the far right.   (AP Photo/TLC, Michael Pilla)
Aliens got him, says Kate.
Aliens got him, says Kate.   (Getty Images)
LAS VEGAS - AUGUST 29:  Television personality Jon Gosselin signs a poster at the Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel/Casino August 29, 2009 in Las Vegas, Nevada.
LAS VEGAS - AUGUST 29: Television personality Jon Gosselin signs a poster at the Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel/Casino August 29, 2009 in Las Vegas, Nevada.   (Getty Images)
Kate Gosselin dries her eyes during her interview on the NBC Today television program in New York Monday, Aug. 10, 2009.
Kate Gosselin dries her eyes during her interview on the NBC "Today" television program in New York Monday, Aug. 10, 2009.   (AP Photo/Richard Drew)
Kate Gosselin is interviewed on the NBC Today television show in New York Monday, Aug. 10, 2009.
Kate Gosselin is interviewed on the NBC "Today" television show in New York Monday, Aug. 10, 2009.   (AP Photo/Richard Drew)
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COMMENTS
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cognitivefilter
Sep 3, 2009 1:11 AM CDT
bet you get to use that joke a lot
Crispy
Sep 2, 2009 12:12 PM CDT
You know what I dont get. . he claimed on the show (yes I used to watch it) that he was tired of being in the public eye with his family and wanted a normal life of autonomy. . .yes, it must have been aliens
Shannonals
Sep 2, 2009 3:44 AM CDT
Why won't these two disappear from the news?

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