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Say Goodbye to a Sad Excuse for a Summer

When even Joe Biden doesn't make us laugh, something's gone wrong

By Jason Farago,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 7, 2009 9:37 AM CDT

(Newser) – Labor Day traditionally marks the end of summer, and the last day of this exhausting season couldn't come soon enough, writes Joe Queenan in the Wall Street Journal. The weather's been lousy, the movies were mediocre, and Jon and Kate somehow convinced the nation that they mattered. And don't mention politics; what with town hall brawls and sputtering health reform, we needed "the peregrinatory Lothario Mark Sanford and that prickly cop up in Cambridge" to cheer us up.

"This is the summer when nothing exciting happened," Queenan writes, a season so deficient that even Joe Biden didn't make a single gaffe. A new Apple OS and a new Woodstock were pale retreads, and "the seen-it-before sense was particularly acute in the movies": another Terminator, another Harry Potter, another X-Men. This summer only Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett or Ted Kennedy excited us—but death, "even at the highest levels, is no substitute for good clean fun."

FILE - This image released by TLC, shows Jon Gosselin, right, and his wife Kate Gosselin, from the TLC series Jon & Kate Plus 8, in Hawaii.
FILE - This image released by TLC, shows Jon Gosselin, right, and his wife Kate Gosselin, from the TLC series "Jon & Kate Plus 8," in Hawaii.   (AP Photo/TLC, Mark Arbeit)
A rose covered coffin holding the remains of Michael Jackson rests in the front of stage during the Jackson memorial service at the Staples Center, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 in Los Angeles.
A rose covered coffin holding the remains of Michael Jackson rests in the front of stage during the Jackson memorial service at the Staples Center, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Wally Skalij, Pool)
Carlene Trimarchi, of Seldon, Long Island wears a glove and holds a Michel Jackson poster outside the Apollo theater where tribute to Michael Jackson is being held, Tuesday, June 30, 2009 in New York.
Carlene Trimarchi, of Seldon, Long Island wears a glove and holds a Michel Jackson poster outside the Apollo theater where tribute to Michael Jackson is being held, Tuesday, June 30, 2009 in New York.   (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)
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COMMENTS
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Realist
Sep 8, 2009 3:40 AM CDT
Surely you got those the wrong way around...? HGTV and Food Network dispense information. Faux News Channel is for fun...
youngblood
Sep 8, 2009 3:15 AM CDT
Say goodbye to a sad excuse of a Mother and Father!!
DeniseVB
Sep 7, 2009 6:55 AM CDT
I had a great summer ! Then again, I only watch HGTV and Food Network for fun, and FNC for info.

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