Intoxicated Aussie tried to feed one croc beer, sat on another's back
(NEWSER) - A drunk man narrowly survived a brush with a crocodile after he climbed into the reptile's cage at an Australian crocodile park, the West Australian reports. Police say the man, 36, climbed into one croc's cage and tried to feed it beer. When that didn't work, he climbed into the enclosure of another croc, named Fatso, and tried to sit on its back. Fatso was not amused, and bit the man on the back of his calf. More»