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Unhealthy? Then Shut Up About Health Reform: Maher

By Will McCahill,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 18, 2009 8:00 PM CDT

(Newser) – Fat? Out of shape? Otherwise unhealthy? Then shut your trap about health-care reform until you do something about your own well-being, comedian Bill Maher writes for the Huffington Post. “Unlike most liberals, I’m glad all those teabaggers marched on Washington last week,” he snickers. “Because judging from the photos, it’s the first exercise they’ve gotten in years.”

“It was fun to watch the teabaggers complain how the media underestimated the size of their march, ‘How can you say there were only 60,000 of us? We filled the entire mall!’” Maher seethes. “Yes, because you’re fat. One whale fills the tank at Sea World, that doesn’t make it a crowd.” Not that President Obama is exactly going in the right direction: “Obama has identified all the problems with the health care system, but there’s one tiny issue he refuses to tackle, and that’s our actual health.”

Demonstrators protest on Capitol Hill last weekend.
Demonstrators protest on Capitol Hill last weekend.   (AP Photo)
DC Tea Bagger Protest
DC Tea Bagger Protest   (Wikimedia Commons)
Protesters in Washington last weekend.
Protesters in Washington last weekend.   (Wikimedia Commons)
Anyone who's overweight and/or has other unhealthy habits they could be doing something to fix shouldn't be yakking about health reform, Bill Maher says, looking at Rush Limbaugh.
Anyone who's overweight and/or has other unhealthy habits they could be doing something to fix shouldn't be yakking about health reform, Bill Maher says, looking at Rush Limbaugh.   (Wikimedia Commons)
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President Arugula is not gonna tell Americans they're fat and lazy. ... And at a time when it's important to set new standards for personal responsibility, he appointed a surgeon general, who is, I'm sorry, kind of fat.

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zackmasson
Sep 20, 2009 12:15 PM CDT
dude went today and i got some of the FUCKING BEST bread Ive ever had. I'm going every Saturday now. Love farmers markets. Monsanto and ConAgra are EVIL.
zackmasson
Sep 20, 2009 12:12 PM CDT
I'm more concerned with how dumb they are.......... scary dumb.
Snarfeh
Sep 20, 2009 4:00 AM CDT
And if you knew Maher, you'd know I was not talking about diet so much as how our food is processed which is something Maher bitches about often.

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