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Dancin' DeLay: This Is the 'Real Tom'

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(Newser) – America is getting to see a whole different side of Tom DeLay on Dancing with the Stars, and he wants you to know it's the real Tom DeLay. Maureen Dowd chats up the man once dubbed the “meanest man in Congress” and ponders the meaning of his transformation. “I’m being more feminine and a little prissy," he tells her in a chipper confessional. "My brain is telling my hips, ‘We don’t do that.’ It’s not like a speech or a press conference. This is exposing your soul.”

"It might be a sign of the apocalypse," Dowd writes, "a frilly Tom DeLay shimmying away from an indictment and onto Dancing. It’s certainly a blazing reminder that in our lowbrow-loving, no-attention-span culture, most any scoundrel can do the redemption tango simply by being a good sport." And speaking of tango, DeLay tells his new friend that the tango, up next in the competition, will be even more the real Tom DeLay: "Cheryl says the tango’s macho, arrogant, and aggressive, and I said, ‘That’s me.’"

In this Monday, Sept. 21, 2009 photo, Former House Republican Whip Tom DeLay, 62, dances with partner Cheryl Burke on ABC's
In this Monday, Sept. 21, 2009 photo, Former House Republican Whip Tom DeLay, 62, dances with partner Cheryl Burke on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars," in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/ABC, Adam Larkey)
In this Monday, Sept. 21, 2009 photo, Former House Republican Whip Tom DeLay, 62, dances on the ABC Television's
In this Monday, Sept. 21, 2009 photo, Former House Republican Whip Tom DeLay, 62, dances on the ABC Television's "Dancing with the Stars," in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/ABC, Adam Larkey)
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At the beginning, I told Cheryl, ‘No rhinestones, no frilly shirts and no pink.’ Well, it didn’t take Cheryl two seconds to put rhinestones on me. And she swears she’s going to put ruffles on me for the tango — probably pink. - Tom DeLay

Cheryl says the tango’s macho, arrogant and aggressive, and I said,
‘That’s me.’ - Tom DeLay

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DJM420
Sep 23, 09 8:36 AM CDT
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SickendByYou
Sep 23, 09 8:52 AM CDT
Seconded, he ought to be in prison.
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prowlerzee
Sep 23, 09 9:42 AM CDT
The Tom I remember tried to shove the Ten Commandments down everyone's throat. Oh, of course none of it applied to him. Not even "Honor thy father and mother..." Is he still not speaking to his own elderly mom?
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Timinator2K
Sep 23, 09 9:13 AM CDT
Shows he has more guts than dancing talent. Reply
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BG43214@YAHOO.COM
Sep 23, 09 9:31 AM CDT
after the things he's done, Delay should NEVER be allowed to appear in public, any way, shape or form......horsewhipping's too good for him!! Reply
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