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Dominatrix, Levi Johnston Sex Up Pistachios

New commercials hope to erase recall stigma

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(Newser) – Can sex sell nuts? Pistachio growers sure hope so. With sales off more than 20% following last year’s nationwide recall, they’ve launched a risqué $15 million ad campaign. How risqué? In one ad, a real-life dominatrix cracks open a pistachio with a whip, USA Today reports. Another observes that teen dad Levi Johnston “does it with protection”—referring to how he cracks open pistachios, naturally.

“We want to get some sizzle out there,” says a marketing VP for one pistachio grower. The ads are specifically designed to create “chatter on the Internet,” he explains. Advertisers have even offered a $25,000 contest for home-grown YouTube commercials. The stakes are high; pistachios have never been advertised on TV before. “We have a blank canvas,” says the VP. “We have to earn a right to be on the shopping list.”

A screenshot from one particularly suggestive ad for Wonderful Pistachios.
A screenshot from one particularly suggestive ad for Wonderful Pistachios.
A screenshot from one particularly suggestive ad for Wonderful Pistachios.
A screenshot from one particularly suggestive ad for Wonderful Pistachios.
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Realist
Oct 5, 09 3:50 PM CDT
This is just nuts! Reply
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Wills
Oct 5, 09 3:52 PM CDT
Hell yes, I'd like more dominatrix commercials and fewer generic car ads. I'm also perfectly ok with dominatrix car ads. Reply
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DarkFrancis
Oct 5, 09 3:54 PM CDT
When you think latex, submission and ball gags...think nuts. Reply
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Timinator2K
Oct 5, 09 4:35 PM CDT
She'll crack your nuts and you will like it! Reply
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UrUndertaker
Oct 6, 09 10:25 AM CDT
You know Timi, I saw the headline and came in here to ask how it felt to pay a Dom for her (or his) services and your the only one I know on the board who openly uses this type service. Is it actually worth the $$ you spend so you can once more have the same emotional bond you enjoyed when Papa GW was reining oops sorry, running the show???
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