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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 2009
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The Worst Date Movies

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(Newser) – Film can stimulate romance like few other artistic mediums—but some films turn that power on its head. Nerve lists the worst date movies ever made; here are 10:

  • Dead Ringers. David Cronenburg's hallucinatory flick in which Jeremy Irons portrays identical twin gynecologists who create new gyno tools for "mutant women" is...well that about says it, doesn't it?
  • In the Company of Men. A film to make you hate relationships—Aaron Eckhart breaks a deaf woman's heart for the fun of it, for starters.
  • Audition. A man uses a fake casting call to interview potential girlfriends—and one girl makes him pay for his callousness, big time.
  • Irreversible. Begins with a ridiculously gory murder, then features an unflinching 9-minute rape scene.

  • I Spit on Your Grave. A '70s splatter movie made famous by Siskel and Ebert—who devoted a segment to slamming it—in which a rape victim exacts brutal revenge on her attackers.
  • Happiness. Each character in this film by Todd Solondz is uniquely empty, not least the guy who rapes his 11-year-old son's classmates.
  • Fat Girl. A chubby 13-year-old spends the family vacation watching her pretty older sister getting seduced by an Italian Casanova—until the tragic ending.
  • The Last Woman. Gerard Depardieu tries to cure his depression by cutting off his man-parts. It doesn't work.
  • Baise-Moi. A rape victim and a hooker take revenge on the world by sometimes seducing and always killing many strangers.
  • Rosemary's Baby. Roman Polanski is not known for his romantic side, and this film, about an actor who pimps his wife to the devil for a career boost, shows it.

Jeremy Irons in 'Dead Ringers.'
Jeremy Irons in 'Dead Ringers.'   (YouTube)
Eihi Shiina in 'Audition'.
Eihi Shiina in 'Audition'.   (YouTube)
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yummines
Oct 7, 09 8:45 PM CDT
wow, sounds like a list of generally bad movies rather than bad date movies Reply
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emptycalm
Oct 7, 09 8:50 PM CDT
Maybe if you have the intelligence of a rock. Audition, Irreversible, Happiness and Rosemary's Baby are amazing films.
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yummines
Oct 7, 09 8:59 PM CDT
oh, sorry then. i havent heard of those movies and the description that was given made them sound pretty bad. i probably should check them out then...
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emptycalm
Oct 7, 09 9:14 PM CDT
Horrid date movies indeed though, unless yr date is a movie enthusiast.
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Timinator2K
Oct 7, 09 9:21 PM CDT
Pearl Harbor...how an interesting enough historical event got totally chick-i-fied into an EPIC FAIL date movie...SUCK only begins to describe this horror. Reply
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