Fox Apologizes for Jessica Simpson Weight Jokes

But guess who is having a baby?

(NEWSER) - There are many upsides to being famous, but one notable downside is that, at least in Jennifer Aniston’s case, you’re forced to give periodic interviews informing the world that, no, you’re neither engaged nor pregnant ... you’ve just gained a little weight. “Rumor No. 1: I am not planning to get married anytime soon. This ring that I'm wearing is not an engagement ring,” she tells Hello! “And rumor No. 2, no, we're not pregnant. It's just I quit smoking, so I’ve gained a couple of pounds." More»

She's finally, finally, finally off the market again

(NEWSER) - If Nick Lachey can't put you off marriage, nothing will: Jessica Simpson, who divorced the ex-boy band star in 2005, is headed down the aisle again, this time with a former NFLer. No, not that one. Eric Johnson, former 49er and Simpson's beau of six months, popped the question Thursday—which, UsMag notes, is a mere few days after Lachey proposed to his longtime girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo. Ah, the coincidence. More»

Cowboys' last-play score negated by penalty

(NEWSER) - One of the biggest talkers out of Week One in the NFL is the Dallas Cowboys' heartbreak last night against Washington. Tony Romo threw an apparent game-winning TD pass to Roy Williams on the final play—only to see it called back on a holding penalty. More game details at the Washington Post . More»

Of course, most of them still look great...

(NEWSER) - Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson both got attention recently by releasing unretouched photos, but they’re far from the first celebs to do so. The Daily Beast found eight more—check them out in the gallery:

• Kim Kardashian: The reality star wasn’t upset when Complex posted the wrong—un-Photoshopped—version of her picture, going so far as to repost it herself and later pose for an unretouched Life & Style cover.
• Sarah Palin: In perhaps one of the first instances when a magazine was scolded for not digitally manipulating an image, Newsweek sparked the ire of some conservative critics by allowing its Palin cover shot to show laugh lines and pores.

Says she learned 'nothing' from him, Tony Romo, or Nick Lachey

(NEWSER) - Jessica Simpson learned “nothing” from John Mayer—or her other high-profile exes, she tells Allure. But she would like to clear one thing up about the rocker who recently called her "sexual napalm": "He didn't make me go brunette. John doesn't get credit for making me brunette. He'd like to think so, but he doesn't deserve the credit." Even so, the currently single celeb says none of her breakups have been "bitter." More»