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Enough With This Cougar Thing

Who wants to date a Twitter-using, pizza-obsessed 20something anyway?

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 19, 2009 9:03 AM CDT

(Newser) – The cougar phenomenon is spreading—in the UK, one 39-year-old woman runs a camp teaching aspiring cougars how to attract younger men. “Who cares, you may cry. Women should be fighting back over an ageist, youth-obsessed society,” writes Helen Croydon in the Independent. True as that may be, “a workshop teaching women to force their pheromones on to the younger male seems predatory”—imagine if the sexes in that situation were flipped.

“More to the point, though, why on earth would any woman want to date a younger man?” Croydon continues. “They don't have a penny to rub together and their idea of haute cuisine is a two-for-one deal at Pizza Express and a bottle of Jacob's Creek.” The bottom line? “If I wanted the doe-eyed affections of a younger man I would get myself a puppy. No thanks, I'd much prefer a seasoned panther.”

In this publicity photo released by ABC, Busy Philipps, left, and Courteney Cox are shown in a scene from, Cougar Town.
In this publicity photo released by ABC, Busy Philipps, left, and Courteney Cox are shown in a scene from, "Cougar Town."   (AP Photo/ABC, Michael Desmond)
Demi Moore is a real-life cougar with hubby Ashton Kutcher.
Demi Moore is a real-life cougar with hubby Ashton Kutcher.   (AP Photo/Katy Winn)
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To keep in touch with them, you would need a log-in with Twitter, various instant-messenger accounts and Skype—whatever that is. If you went on holiday, all your snaps would end up on Facebook. - Helen Croydon

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Thinker
Oct 20, 2009 12:32 PM CDT
My grandfather said that silly line to my grandmother 20 years ago.
Thinker
Oct 20, 2009 12:31 PM CDT
Hey, youngblood, seen a hot, fit, older woman lately? Obviously not. With age comes experience ... what do you think makes all these young men run after older women like so many horny puppies? You will probably never find out what you're missing (not with your attitude).
Thinker
Oct 20, 2009 12:30 PM CDT
Uhm, it's not original. In fact, it's "old."

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