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Bush as Motivational Speaker? It's Not That Funny

Ex-president's new gig elicits generates mockery, some populist cred

By John Johnson,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 22, 2009 1:52 PM CDT

(Newser) – George W. Bush's upcoming gig as a motivational speaker in Fort Worth has wags weighing in:

  • Jason Zengerle, New Republic: A bit "undignified," for sure, but remember that Bill Clinton and others make buckets of cash from speaking gigs. "At least Bush's buckraking is sort of populist. If you want to see him speak, you don't need to work at Goldman. In fact, you—and your entire office, for that matter—can go see him for just $19."

  • Chrisopher Beam, Slate: "A friendly audience, a nonthreatening agenda, and a cast of luminaries to back him up: It sounds a lot like a presidential town hall, circa 2004. Maybe this is the perfect venue for Bush after all."
  • Jonathan Turley: Bush "also has a fantastic diet and fitness plan involving stress positions and gruel. Nine out of ten detainees report rapid weight loss and loss of appetite."
  • David Kurtz, Talking Points Memo: "How down on your luck would you have to be to pay money to go hear George W. Bush explain to you and a few thousand other people how to get back in the work force?"

George W. Bush will try to motivate the masses.
George W. Bush will try to motivate the masses.   (Get Motivated)
Former President George W. Bush speaks in Seoul, South Korea, Wednesday, Oct. 14, 2009.
Former President George W. Bush speaks in Seoul, South Korea, Wednesday, Oct. 14, 2009.   (AP Photo/The Maeil Business Newspaper)
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COMMENTS
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ende
Nov 4, 2009 5:32 AM CST
Right on jayster. May partisanship be expelled from our political system like an ingested poison.
NxBigmouthery
Oct 23, 2009 7:50 AM CDT
I never said that conservatives were dolts. I implied that Bush is a dolt, with good reason...he's not a real conservative either. ut yeah, to hell with implication. Bush is a dolt. A big, fat, blithering, brain-dead, illiterate fuck knuckle. There y'go.
Snarfeh
Oct 23, 2009 4:04 AM CDT
For those who have not seen "Dubya: The Movie"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

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