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Tell-All Unravels Brangelina Fairytale

Brangelina Exposed promises to reveal the reality of Pitt-Jolie pairing

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(Newser) – Ian Halperin is at it again. The investigative journalist who has released sordid books about Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, and Celine Dion, among others, is adding Hollywood's power couple to the list. Brangelina Exposed, out Dec. 1, will reveal the reality behind the "glamorous fairytale" the public has been manipulated into believing—as well as expose the "irreparable tensions" in the union, the press release promises.

More importantly, readers will finally understand the real reason Pitt split with Jennifer Aniston—it's about time! Members of Team Jen will surely also appreciate promised details of Angelina's serious issues with Brad, troubled relationship with her father, suicidal impulses, heroin use, sexual misadventures...and how exactly she went from brother-snogger to UN Goodwill Ambassador, Us reports.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie arrive on the red carpet for the film 'Inglourious Basterds', during the 62nd International film festival in Cannes, southern France, Wednesday, May 20, 2009.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie arrive on the red carpet for the film 'Inglourious Basterds', during the 62nd International film festival in Cannes, southern France, Wednesday, May 20, 2009.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie leave after the screening of the film
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie leave after the screening of the film "Ocean's Thirteen," at the 60th International film festival in Cannes, southern France, on Thursday, May 24, 2007.   (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
Brad Pitt, left, and Angelina Jolie arrive at the 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday, Jan. 25, 2009, in Los Angeles.
Brad Pitt, left, and Angelina Jolie arrive at the 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday, Jan. 25, 2009, in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
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saridout
Oct 28, 09 10:21 AM CDT
christ, i don't even want to deal with my own parent's marital problems. why would i want to read about someone else's? Reply
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cjasonhall
Oct 28, 09 9:00 PM CDT
Amen!
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divetrader
Oct 28, 09 10:31 AM CDT
Does it really matter in the grand scheme of things??? Sadly, Halperin will probably make a boat load of money from this. Reply
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RobN
Oct 28, 09 11:33 AM CDT
Bread and Circuses. Reply
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Katya
Oct 28, 09 4:03 PM CDT
WOW!! You have smeared this young woman in every way I thought possible now you have to sully her relationship with her "best friend" -- her Mother. The woman who was also her manager and personal assistant while she was starting her career and her acting coach until she was too ill to act in that capacity. There was no estrangement between Angie and Marcheline. They adored each other. And Marcheline loved Brad too. Reply
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