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Tell-All Unravels Brangelina Fairytale

Brangelina Exposed promises to reveal the reality of Pitt-Jolie pairing

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 28, 2009 10:14 AM CDT

(Newser) – Ian Halperin is at it again. The investigative journalist who has released sordid books about Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, and Celine Dion, among others, is adding Hollywood's power couple to the list. Brangelina Exposed, out Dec. 1, will reveal the reality behind the "glamorous fairytale" the public has been manipulated into believing—as well as expose the "irreparable tensions" in the union, the press release promises.

More importantly, readers will finally understand the real reason Pitt split with Jennifer Aniston—it's about time! Members of Team Jen will surely also appreciate promised details of Angelina's serious issues with Brad, troubled relationship with her father, suicidal impulses, heroin use, sexual misadventures...and how exactly she went from brother-snogger to UN Goodwill Ambassador, Us reports.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie arrive on the red carpet for the film 'Inglourious Basterds', during the 62nd International film festival in Cannes, southern France, Wednesday, May 20, 2009.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie arrive on the red carpet for the film 'Inglourious Basterds', during the 62nd International film festival in Cannes, southern France, Wednesday, May 20, 2009.   (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie leave after the screening of the film Ocean's Thirteen, at the 60th International film festival in Cannes, southern France, on Thursday, May 24, 2007.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie leave after the screening of the film "Ocean's Thirteen," at the 60th International film festival in Cannes, southern France, on Thursday, May 24, 2007.   (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)
Brad Pitt, left, and Angelina Jolie arrive at the 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday, Jan. 25, 2009, in Los Angeles.
Brad Pitt, left, and Angelina Jolie arrive at the 15th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday, Jan. 25, 2009, in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
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yummines
Oct 30, 2009 12:44 PM CDT
well its gossip. Of course it's going to be negative. this is the main reason why gossip is bad, it is to spread lies, mostly fabrications to sully another's reputation for fun or profit. I just find it stupid that someone is obsessing about someone else's life. I bet the writer is jealous...
proud_prude
Oct 28, 2009 9:04 AM CDT
Meanwhile at this moment Jolie is visiting Mideast trouble spots and speaking out on behalf of the millions of Iraqis who were displaced from their homes and had their lives ruined by "Operation Iraqi Freedom."
RobN
Oct 28, 2009 4:33 AM CDT
Bread and Circuses.

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