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The Biggest Restaurant No-Nos

Owner lays down the law with these rules for staff

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(Newser) – The seafood restaurant Bruce Buschel is building will have excellent service—or else. Some staff members, he acknowledges, "will no doubt protest some or most of what follows," but he's the boss, and he presents 50 rules in his New York Times blog. A tasting menu:

  • "Do not take an empty plate from one guest while others are still eating the same course. Wait, wait, wait."
  • Make sure the table is level and the wine glasses clean before anyone sits down or orders a drink.

  • Keep your hands to yourself, not on the rim of a glass or the spout of a wine bottle, and certainly not on a guest: "Never touch a customer. No excuses."
  • "Saying, 'No problem' is a problem. It has a tone of insincerity or sarcasm. 'My pleasure' or 'You’re welcome' will do."
  • "Never remove a plate full of food without asking what went wrong. Obviously, something went wrong."
To see the complete list—the first of two installments—click the link at right.

After you finish pouring, pick up that glass by the stem, please.
After you finish pouring, pick up that glass by the stem, please.   (Flickr)
This person is still eating, so don't take away other diners' plates, even if they're empty.
This person is still eating, so don't take away other diners' plates, even if they're empty.   (Flickr)
Saying 'no problem' to a customer is actually a problem.
Saying 'no problem' to a customer is actually a problem.   (Flickr)
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Hububba
Oct 29, 09 3:34 PM CDT
I don't see no stinking link on the right Reply
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BleeBloo
Oct 29, 09 3:36 PM CDT
Under the big red tab that says "sources?" Come on, dude. Eyeballs. They're in your head.
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tomodachi
Oct 29, 09 6:29 PM CDT
The quickest way to find a word on any web page is a "control-F" search box. Firefox has an excellent one.
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DarkFrancis
Oct 29, 09 3:40 PM CDT
These all sound perfectly fine. Except the name thing. It's nice to know the name of your waiter/waitress. They are humans. Reply
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EileenRocks
Oct 30, 09 3:12 AM CDT
I believe the thing here is for the waiter to not promote themselves. It's about the ambience and the food for the guests, not them. However, I'm sure if the guests want to know their waiter's names, they wouldn't be forbidden to tell, if asked.
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