Foul-Mouthed Ticket Scalper Talks Crime, Punishment

Time-wasting cops 'should be fired'
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Oct 30, 2009 10:58 AM CDT
This photo provided by the Bensalem Police Department shows Susan Finkelstein. Police in the Philadelphia suburb say they've arrested Finkelstein for allegedly offering sex for World Series tickets.   (AP Photo/Bensalem Police Department)

(Newser) – Adrian Chen found the ticket scalper with possibly the dirtiest mouth on the New York circuit and convinced him to do an interview for Gawker. He expounds on would-be sex-trading ticket buyer Susan Finkelstein, New York sports fans, and more:

  • On Finkelstein: "Every one of those cops should be fired on the spot. If they're such pussies that they can't go into a neighborhood where people are shooting and killing each other and have to waste their time on some woman who's trying to fuck her way into the World Series, they should be fired."

  • On New Yorkers: "I never realized that New Yorkers were such weather pussies before."
  • On concerts: "Sometimes when you work at concerts you get girls who shake their tits at you. They want some $100 ticket for 30 bucks. I say to them: 'I don't think you would get that for 30 bucks if you were naked with knee pads on.' And that usually insults them. But I'm like, you were the one trying to be a whore in the first place."
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