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Foul-Mouthed Ticket Scalper Talks Crime, Punishment

Time-wasting cops 'should be fired'

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(Newser) – Adrian Chen found the ticket scalper with possibly the dirtiest mouth on the New York circuit and convinced him to do an interview for Gawker. He expounds on would-be sex-trading ticket buyer Susan Finkelstein, New York sports fans, and more:

  • On Finkelstein: "Every one of those cops should be fired on the spot. If they're such pussies that they can't go into a neighborhood where people are shooting and killing each other and have to waste their time on some woman who's trying to fuck her way into the World Series, they should be fired."

  • On New Yorkers: "I never realized that New Yorkers were such weather pussies before."
  • On concerts: "Sometimes when you work at concerts you get girls who shake their tits at you. They want some $100 ticket for 30 bucks. I say to them: 'I don't think you would get that for 30 bucks if you were naked with knee pads on.' And that usually insults them. But I'm like, you were the one trying to be a whore in the first place."
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This photo provided by the Bensalem Police Department shows Susan Finkelstein. Police in the Philadelphia suburb say they've arrested Finkelstein for allegedly offering sex for World Series tickets.
This photo provided by the Bensalem Police Department shows Susan Finkelstein. Police in the Philadelphia suburb say they've arrested Finkelstein for allegedly offering sex for World Series tickets.   (AP Photo/Bensalem Police Department)
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youngblood
Oct 30, 09 11:05 AM CDT
in the add she put up for herself she called herself gorgeous?!! Excuse me while I go throw up from looking at her fugly picture! Reply
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Yourself
Oct 30, 09 11:49 AM CDT
actually, she's one the better looking women i've seen in a mug shot in YEARS now. hate to break it to you, but we've become an ugly society full of fat asses. Most of the beautiful people we see in magazines aren't westerners, they're european or south americans.
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youngblood
Oct 30, 09 2:16 PM CDT
if that mugshot is one of the better looking woman you have seen in a mug shot for years you must be into ugly woman or one fugly woman yourself, Yourself. Hate to break it to you but I live in NYC and L.A. and you see many beautiful woman in these 2 cities, so I don't know where you are from but in my hometowns, the woman are gorgeous! Feel sorry for what you are looking at though Yourself.
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EileenRocks
Oct 30, 09 9:45 PM CDT
Yourself's key words are *IN A MUG SHOT*. I go to the Smoking Gun website every so often. Man, you'll see some ugly females there. This one? Not so bad.
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plstyle
Oct 30, 09 11:22 PM CDT
Yeah i agree with Yourself and Monjubikan, this woman is good looking. Youngblood and Yourself you remind me of two little boys learning the ropes of life. "Now little Timmy, you don't bite your friends! now run along now!"
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