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A-Rod Sees Himself as Centaur

Ex-girlfriend spills to tabloid about his portraits

By John Johnson,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 31, 2009 11:53 AM CDT
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(Newser) – If ever-tolerant Philly fans show up to tonight's World Series game bearing images of centaurs, this might explain it: One of A-Rod's ex-girlfriends tells US Weekly that he's got "not one but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur." And, yes, they're hanging over his bed. Apparently new galpal Kate Hudson doesn't mind. "They love sex!" says another source. "They talk about it all day."

New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez walks back to the dugout after striking out to Philadelphia Phillies' Pedro Martinez.
New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez walks back to the dugout after striking out to Philadelphia Phillies' Pedro Martinez.   (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)
A-Rod's version is probably holding a bat.
A-Rod's version is probably holding a bat.   (Shutter Stock)
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Sayyiduna
Nov 1, 2009 7:16 AM CST
Why? She had one decent movie followed by a series of predictable and poorly acted roles in lame movies. It's not like she's done some incredible work to make her an A-list celebrity. Her tabloid press is more apparent than her talent. I think she's fits pretty snugly in that notch on A-Rod's bedpost.
JoeQ
Nov 1, 2009 3:22 AM CST
That reminds me of a joke I heard from a European guy a few years back: Three world famous surgeons are playing golf. The first one says, "I had a lady who chopped off all her fingers in a terrible kitchen accident. I sewed them all back on and knitted all the nerves and tendons and arteries. Now she is a famous concert pianist". The second surgeon says, "Thats nothing. I had a guy whose arm was cut off in a terrible lawnmower accident. I sewed it back on and knitted all the nerves and tendons and arteries so well that now he is a world class tennis pro!" The third surgeon says, "I got both of you beat. A cowboy was riding his horse and he got hit by a train. All that was left after the accident was a horse's ass and a cowboy hat. I sewed what was left back together. Now he is President of the United States!"
tbooker
Nov 1, 2009 2:56 AM CST
I used to think Kate Hudson was kinda cool. But now I see here as just some easy knotch on some celebrities bedpost. As for A-Rod, anybody that would bother with that old hag Madonna is low on my list. What is it about some celebs that they have to let us know everytime they get laid. Oh well at least she got free seats for all the playoff games.

 
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