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Finally, a Way to Track Your, Ahem, Business

Poo Log for iPhone serves as interpreter of your bowels

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(Newser) – At last, a hi-tech way to keep track of No. 2: the Poo Log iPhone app. Recording such critical factors as delivery ("smooth like butter, baby"), size/shape (pebble or liquid), and number of particles, the app is based on best-selling What's Your Poo Telling You? In addition to digesting the data you input and offering medical advice and graphs, the Poo Log offers a quiz on digestive facts, and friendly encouragement ("We now dub you King of the Porcelain Throne"). With apps like these, that pile of bathroom magazines looks positively 20th-century.

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priskilla
Nov 5, 09 12:00 PM CST
all i can say right now is... wow. Reply
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drlarrymitchell
Nov 5, 09 12:05 PM CST
As a species, we are circling the drain... Reply
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paul123
Nov 5, 09 1:24 PM CST
As a feces? ;)
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pete_ess
Nov 5, 09 1:45 PM CST
The Japs have been plugging into their ecretions for a while now with SmartLoos. To catch up, iPhone will have to have a little probe you insert - *there* - and actually analyse (no puns, now!) the contents. Reply
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Reader65069154
Nov 5, 09 2:46 PM CST
With slight modification I bet this app could track legislation in the congress. Reply
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