Give These Gifts and Get Lucky

Presents for the materialistic lady in your life
By M. Morris,  Newser Staff
Posted Nov 8, 2009 12:39 PM CST
La Perla - Fall 2008.   (PRNewsFoto/La Perla)
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(Newser) – If you're out to win the heart of a woman impressed with pricey baubles and bubbles, Esquire has just the gift guide for you. Ask Santa to help you pay for:

  • La Perla Signature Collection: A $242 bra may seem outrageous, but it's hand-embroidered and Italian.
  • Christian Louboutin heels: The red-soled works of art are "the perfect combination of sexy and elegant"—and so high she'll never be able to run away!

  • Tiffany & Co. jewelry: "She'll be fairly excited after seeing the signature robin's egg blue box from Tiffany & Co."—and some $2,000 bangle bracelets "will really get her going."
  • LifeCam Cinema: The latest toy from Microsoft "ensures quality recordings even in exceptionally dim lighting," nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
  • Valentino clutch: The tiny designer handbag has "room for the essentials: phone, lipstick, and panties."
To see the complete, classy list, click the link at right.