I Told My Kids About the Sex Tape: Pam

Surprisingly, Paris doesn't quite make the top spot

(NEWSER) - The McSteamy nudie vid is just the latest in a long and illustrious line of celebrity sex tapes. E! lists some of the best-known:

• Rob Lowe: Two of his videotaped trysts leaked in 1988—including one that involved a 16-year-old.
• Paris Hilton: Her 2003 romp with Rick Salomon essentially made her a household name.

Video, ad campaign make light of new security procedures

(NEWSER) - Several major airports are taking a stand against PETA ads that make light of the TSA's new security procedures. One, a video originally planned to be shown in Boston on Logan Airport's free wi-fi network, features Pamela Anderson (hardly) dressed as a TSA agent stripping passengers of leather and fur. A rep tells the Boston Herald , however, the move had more to do with the sexy nature of the video than with the TSA-related content: "Pam Anderson grabbing a guy’s crotch, the naked people, etc. won’t fly." Watch it in the gallery. More»

As opposed to, you know, regular movies

(NEWSER) - Well, now it all makes sense: Montana Fishburne appeared to be setting out on an ill-advised path toward traditional fame with her homemade porno …but it turns out she just wants to be a porn star. “I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I wanted to be in porn,” she tells People . “It's something I always wanted to do. I have always been comfortable in my body and with my sexuality.” More»

This tape will work in 'nastiest, dirtiest' conditions

(NEWSER) - Eva Mendes must have heard all the rumors about her soon-to-be-leaked sex tape —so she decided to cash in. By selling her “sex tape”…as in tape that “Secures EXtremely well” in a Funny Or Die infomercial. “Suddenly, the Internet was demanding that I release this household product,” she says. “In fact, ‘Eva Mendes sex tape’ was a top Google search before the product even existed!” More»

And the promos are just as funny

(NEWSER) - Warning: The promos for Comedy Central’s roast of David Hasselhoff might just be enough to make you like the troubled actor again. The Baywatch star and German music phenom was roasted Sunday night by Comedy Central regulars like Gilbert Gottfried, as well as newcomers like Jerry Springer and Hulk Hogan. A few zingers courtesy of E! :

• Seth MacFarlane: “He's multi-lingual. He can speak English, Spanish, German, and...whatever the fuck that language was in the cheeseburger video.”