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Tiger Voicemail: The Slow Jam

Woods' message for Jaimee Grubbs gets remixed, and more

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Dec 4, 2009 8:49 AM CST

(Newser) – Just when you thought the Tiger Woods scandal couldn’t possibly go more viral, some genius remixed the golfer’s infamous voicemail left for Jaimee Grubbs and turned it into a slow jam. The Frisky points to the sure-to-be-a-hit track—listen via the video. In more Tiger-goes-pop-culture news, check out Popeater’s ideas of how to cast the almost certainly inevitable made-for-TV movie. The Tiger Woods Story, anyone?

  • Tiger Woods: Donald Faison of Scrubs, Clueless
  • Elin Nordegren Woods: Amy Smart of Road Trip
  • Rachel Uchitel: Audrina Patridge of The Hills
  • Jaimee Grubbs: Rachel Bilson of The OC
  • Kalika Moquin: Minka Kelly of Friday Night Lights
  • Gloria Allred: Tina Fey, who needs no introduction

Who should play Tiger Woods himself in the surely inevitable made-for-TV movie about his scandal? How about...
Who should play Tiger Woods himself in the surely inevitable made-for-TV movie about his scandal? How about...   (AP Photo/Elise Amendola, File)
...Donald Faison, of Scrubs and Clueless.
...Donald Faison, of "Scrubs" and "Clueless."   (AP Photo/Gus Ruelas)
Who can pull off the Swedish beauty of Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren Woods? Maybe...
Who can pull off the Swedish beauty of Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren Woods? Maybe...   (Getty Images)
...Amy Smart, of Road Trip and Crank.
...Amy Smart, of "Road Trip" and "Crank."   (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)
And what of alleged mistress number one, Rachel Uchitel? Consider...
And what of alleged mistress number one, Rachel Uchitel? Consider...   (AP Photo/David Zentz)
...reality TV actress Audrina Patridge.
...reality TV "actress" Audrina Patridge.   (AP Photo / Shea Walsh, file)
As for alleged mistress number two, Jaimee Grubbs, a good choice might be...
As for alleged mistress number two, Jaimee Grubbs, a good choice might be...   (AP Photo/VH1)
...similarly pouty-lipped Rachel Bilson, of The OC.
...similarly pouty-lipped Rachel Bilson, of "The OC."   (AP Photo/Antonio Calanni)
Last but not least, alleged mistress number three, Kalika Moquin, should be played by...
Last but not least, alleged mistress number three, Kalika Moquin, should be played by...   (unyirokot)
...Minka Kelly, of Friday Night Lights.
...Minka Kelly, of "Friday Night Lights."   (AP Photo/Peter Kramer)
But perhaps most importantly, what of celebrity lawyer to Rachel Uchitel, Gloria Allred? The looks might not be similar, but just maybe...
But perhaps most importantly, what of celebrity lawyer to Rachel Uchitel, Gloria Allred? The looks might not be similar, but just maybe...   (AP Photo/David Zentz)
...Tina Fey could pull off the necessary comedy of the role.
...Tina Fey could pull off the necessary comedy of the role.   (AP Photo/Chris Carlson)
Wearing his new Masters Gold Jacket Tiger Woods leaves a post match press conference in  Melbourne, Australia, Sunday, Nov. 15, 2009.
Wearing his new Masters Gold Jacket Tiger Woods leaves a post match press conference in Melbourne, Australia, Sunday, Nov. 15, 2009.   (AP Photo/Rob Griffith)
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Oh, Tiger Woods, you know what a woman wants. Check out this ingenious slow jam remix of Tiger's voicemail for lady friend Jaimee Grubbs.   (halfdaytoday)

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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 5 comments
MrsK
Dec 4, 2009 5:46 AM CST
You're making assumptions. You don't know jack for certain.
CHRiSTFELD
Dec 4, 2009 3:59 AM CST
And husband-beating generally elicits a giggle, whereas abusing a woman does not.
tomodachi
Dec 4, 2009 3:10 AM CST
It is TOTALLY different. CB didn't have many millions of dollars to hush up Rianna. And their event was much more public.. witnessed by many people. ________________________________________________________ TW's event happened inside of his gated community... probably viewed by only 2 people (the golfer and... the ball). And the main players (both the payer and the payee) want to keep quiet.

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