Monkey Pees on Kim Kardashian

But it pooped on Ashton Kutcher, so everything's 'haha'

By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff

Posted Dec 29, 2009 8:27 AM CST

(Newser) – In a scene that many would probably love seeing on one of her reality shows, Kim Kardashian got peed on by a monkey. She wrote about the experience—it happened while visiting Ashton Kutcher’s production company—on her blog. She thought the monkey was cute (see picture No. 1), “but then he peed on me!!” she writes (see picture No. 2). “Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha.”

Kim Kardashian poses with a seemingly harmless monkey... (Kim Kardashian blog)

...but then it pees on her. (Kim Kardashian blog)

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