Tiger Woods Mistress Hits Maxim

Read messages, emails to Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs

(NEWSER) - Teaching today’s lesson on why it’s not a good idea to send sexy text messages to your mistress: Tiger Woods. In Touch got hold of texts and emails to galpals Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs, and here are a few of the best, courtesy of the New York Daily News and the New York Post :

• To Uchitel: "I know it's brutal on you that you can't be with me all the time. I get it. It fucking kills me, too."

Tiger Woods Mistress No. 1 speaks

(NEWSER) - Surely you've been waiting on pins and needles for this: Rachel Uchitel has, finally, given an interview ... though she refuses to discuss her highly-publicized dalliance with Tiger Woods. "People have called me all sorts of names, but they don’t know me," she tells the Mail , adding that if her fiance hadn't been killed on Sept. 11, "my life would have taken a different course. I’d be fat and happy, living in a big house in Long Island with a load of kids." More»

Nordegren hires a PI while Woods parties with another blonde

(NEWSER) - Elin Nordegren is cashing in on her husband’s cheating scandal—that is, if the British tabloids are to be believed. Nordegren told pals her Christmas gift from Tiger Woods was “three hundred million dollars, thank you very much,” a source tells News of the World , adding that Nordegren is “100% determined to split with Tiger,” and has not allowed him to see their children for almost a month. More»

As Tiger Woods' wife waffles on divorce, Rachel Uchitel flees to Florida

(NEWSER) - Tiger Woods’ scorned wife is definitely going to file for divorce…right? Gossip sites can’t seem to agree on that pivotal issue. Sources tell TMZ Elin Nordegren hasn’t yet decided whether to file, but Radar cites two UK tabloids claiming she is not only moving forward with the divorce—she’s also seeking sole custody of their two children. More»

Tiger Woods buried news of an affair with Mindy Lawton, sources say

(NEWSER) - A Men’s Fitness cover story on Tiger Woods in 2007 was actually a cover-up—a deal made to stop sister publication the National Enquirer from publishing a far more scandalous piece. Sources tell the Wall Street Journal Woods’ team made the deal after the Enquirer approached with pictures of the golfer and Mindy Lawton in a church parking lot, conveniently neglecting to mention that the quality was so bad, the story probably would never have made it to print. More»