Real Breasts Bug America

Is reality star technically still a human? It's up for debate.

(NEWSER) - Photos from Heidi Montag’s People exclusive are out, and you can see for yourself how different the reality star looks after her 10 plastic surgery procedures. She got DDD breasts, a brow lift, a nose job, liposuction, a butt augmentation, and more, the Huffington Post reports. “She’s a silicone cyborg,” marvels Azaria Jagger of Gawker . For more scans—including a semi-NSFW topless shot—check out Oh No They Didn’t . More»

Heidi Montag is the latest to admit to her obsession

(NEWSER) - Heidi Montag recently admitted—just in time to promote the release of her album, what a coincidence!—that she is addicted to plastic surgery. But Heidi’s not the only celeb who’s gone under the knife more than a few times. Kate Torgovnick rounds up the top 10, on The Frisky :

• Danielle Staub: This Real Housewife of New Jersey has a face that looks stretched out and plastic-y—and “eyebrows bigger than the McDonald’s arches.”
• Cher: Once called herself the “plastic surgery poster girl.” Enough said.

Reality star wants breast reduction

(NEWSER) - The very last person to realize that Heidi Montag's plastic surgery binge was a mistake has seen the light. "It's heartbreaking," the reality star tells Life & Style in an interview about her G-cup implants." I can't live an everyday life." Complicating matters is the death of the perpetrator, plastic surgeon Frank Ryan, in a car crash last week . "I'm desperate to go back to normal," Montag says. "I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D." More»

Heidi Montag's doctor went over Malibu cliff

(NEWSER) - Dr. Frank Ryan, plastic surgeon to the stars, was texting while driving just before he went over a cliff in Malibu and died, his ex-girlfriend tells People . Ryan, who performed surgery on Heidi Montag among others, reportedly went over the side around 4:30pm. Shortly before that, he tweeted a message about having just hiked a sand dune in Malibu. His last tweet was a picture of his dog on top of the dune. More»

Dimpleplasty, eyebrow transplants, and other wacky stuff

(NEWSER) - Think Heidi Montag, with her laundry list of plastic surgery procedures, is a wackadoo? Her boob job and brow lift may seem downright pedestrian compared to these 12 totally crazy kinds of plastic surgery, compiled by the Daily Beast :

1. Dimpleplasty: It sounds just like what it is: a procedure that gives you Jennifer Garner-like dimples. But buyer beware: One plastic surgeon likened the process to getting a permanent scar—that can sag with age.