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Dear Conservatives, Stop Hating on Hollywood

At least the liberal actors don't have political aspirations

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 5, 2010 10:08 AM CST

(Newser) – The Best Picture winner is unknown, but one thing is certain on Oscar weekend: “Talk radio hosts and conservative columnists will trot out their annual complaints about Hollywood,” and that whole shtick is getting old. First of all, writes Bill Maher in Variety, “You never see Hollywood begging Washington for a handout, like corn farmers, or the auto industry, or the entire state of Alaska.” Second, and perhaps more important, liberal actors know their place: on screen, not in politics.

“Republicans say they hate celebrities who get involved with politics, but you would too if the best celebrities on your side were Chuck Norris and Bo Derek,” Maher continues—and the truth is, “they more than anybody fall in love with any D-list celebrity who happens to lean to the right, to the point where they actually run them for office. You don't find the equivalent of Sonny Bono on the left—or Fred Thompson, or George Murphy, or Congressman Gofer from The Love Boat.” Sure, it’s easy to hate on vocal liberals like Sean Penn—but “they're just people with opinions. None of them hold elective office or are trying to.”

At Radio City Music Hall Bill Maher and Ann Coulter take part in the “Speaker Series: The Minds That Move The World” event in New York, Monday, March 9, 2009.
At Radio City Music Hall Bill Maher and Ann Coulter take part in the “Speaker Series: The Minds That Move The World” event in New York, Monday, March 9, 2009.   (AP Photo/Charles Sykes)
Actor Bill Maher talks during a press conference for the film Religulous during the 2008 Toronto International Film Festival on Sunday, Sept. 7, 2008 in Toronto.
Actor Bill Maher talks during a press conference for the film "Religulous" during the 2008 Toronto International Film Festival on Sunday, Sept. 7, 2008 in Toronto.   (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Nathan Denette)
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Politics has become the safety school for show business washouts who are just looking for a way to stay in front of the camera—the Republican Party is not far from nominating a guy who dropped a hundred pounds on The Biggest Loser. - Bill Maher

Conservatives are like children; they see an actor on TV and think he's really that guy. Fred Thompson plays a stern judge with a folksy charm—that guy should be president! - Bill Maher

Now, I like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but he is an Austrian ham who bragged about drugs and gang-bangs and could speak no English, but when he said he'd run, the family values, anti-immigrant party terminated in their pants. - Bill Maher

Scott Brown is a former Miss Cosmo Guy, and his turnoffs are people who don't drive trucks and having to wear clothes. Scott's a senator now, but—shout-out to the folks at The Bachelor—if you need a stud for Season 19, Scott's totally there. - Bill Maher

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COMMENTS
Showing 3 of 44 comments
youngblood
Mar 6, 2010 6:24 PM CST
Newser I liked your old comment section better then this! Your change for the better sucks big time!!
cunomor
Mar 6, 2010 2:36 PM CST
Maher is a grade A bitter imbecile. Ever since I saw the pic of him dressing as Steve Irwin with a bloody barb in his chest for halloween I've decided he deserves the same.
cunomor
Mar 6, 2010 2:35 PM CST
Ummm.......... AL FRANKEN???????????????
 

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