Woman Shaving Privates Causes Florida Car Crash
Hot date in Key West leads to collision on 'scary road'
By M. Morris, Newser Staff
Posted Mar 7, 2010 4:30 PM CST
Driving in the Florida Keys is nerve-racking at the best of times, so authorities really frown on taking the wheel while you're shaving your privates.   (?CubanRefugee)

(Newser) – Florida revoked Megan Mariah Barnes' driver's license last week, and less than a day later she proved the wisdom of that decision, causing a car accident on US Highway 1 in the Florida Keys as she shaved her private parts while driving. " About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm," the highway patrol officer who busted her tells KeysNews.com. "It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it. "

It gets better: She was getting ready for a date. With her ex-husband in the passenger seat. Oh, and he was steering. Barnes continued for a half-mile after rear-ending a pickup, then pulled over and hopped out from behind the wheel. " She jumps in the back seat and he moves over," said the trooper. "It was like the old comedy bit, 'Who's on first?'"

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Nutsythesquirrel
Jan 30, 2012 8:59 AM CST
Her ex was with her while she prepared her privates for a date , 1 , don't marry your pimp ! 2 , Who was the John that would pay for that (nasty). 3, 2nd driving under suspension ! 4 , who would say they were doing that to a cop? 5 , was she furthur tested for DUI ? I wonder how she paid the dammages?
joe1148
Apr 28, 2010 12:51 AM CDT
Be careful out there! They walk among us!!
freetoexpress
Mar 14, 2010 1:47 AM CST
What the bleepidy, bleep, bleep? She must be out of her everloving mind. This is crazy. Just another example of the anything goes mentality eroding America.